The call him The Stand Up Canadian.
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
asking for a for rent
"It's good that you have all wheel drive. And you've got snow tires."
"Actually, they're made of rubber."
100%, actually happened, last Sunday night.
The Old Hyde House was bought out by the Toronto Sikh community, who promptly renamed it The Old Hyde and Sikh House.
A Toronto-saurus Rex
"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."
So here in Toronto, we just received a good amount of snow so all the roads are shitty.
My boss leaves to go home and sees me. He says, "have a good night. Drive with care tonight.
I reply: "i don't know who care is. I usually just drive home by myself."
For clarification, Forest Hill is an elementery school in our town.
Anyway, we were driving to go get pho, and I was joking about his sister getting kidnapped because she's on a trip to China.
Him: Oh! Speaking of kidnapping, did you hear about the kidnapping at Forest Hill?
Me: No?! When did that happen?!
Him: It's okay, he woke up.
He kept chuckling pridefully to himself that he came up with that joke for a good ten mintutes.
Because they had nowhere else Toronto.
When I was little, my family and I (from Texas) went to Toronto for a visit. My mother told me we were going to go to the Eaton Centre. After about an hour there, I got frustrated and yelled "If this is the eatin' centre, when are we gonna eat?!"
News story coming on about Rob Ford
Mum: "Turn it up, I want to watch this thing about the Toronto Mayor"
Sister: "About the what?"
Dad: "About Rob Ford, apparently he's a real night-mayor"
We were in the car and had mentioned how the last time we drove through Toronto it was during rush hour.
Sister: "What time does rush hour usually start?"
Dad: "Whenever you put in the DVD and press play."
He had asked to borrow the Toronto Sun I was browsing, as I gave him the newspaper I told him 'just don't stare at the Sun too long.'