The CFL's Calgary Stampeders have some top notch twitter punning twitter.com/calstampeders…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gutterferret
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My dad got a gift in Calgary today

Dad - I got a golf ball from the White House lol

Me- Wow the president must have one hell of a swing

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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Dad joke in the wild...

Out for a hike in an urban provincial park in Calgary with my wife, my cousin, and my cousin's husband. We slow down to look at a deer about 5m off the trail. A middle age couple is walking towards us, when:

Woman: Look honey, a deer!
Her husband: Oh dear!

His wife, my wife, and my cousin all groan/eye roll... and me and my cousin's husband have a hearty chuckle, while the man sports a wide grin.

Based on his immediate delivery, and his wife's reaction, I just know this joke's been repeated often, to everyone's delight, as any good dad joke should be.

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