My friend dropped this one on a facebook conversation. I groan.
She: You still living in Winnipeg, right?
Friend: Yes, why?
She: Nothing. I just realized that Winnie is not really a Pooh, but a Peg.
(she meant pig there)
Dadjoked my own dad tonight
We were watching a hockey game, and I had a stack of post-it notes I was messing around with. I plucked one off and stuck it over his eye. Then I said: "Now you can't tell how far away the game is. You don't know if they're playing in Winnipeg or in Columbus."
