7 Hilarious Montreal Puns - Punstoppable 😜

If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...

Would he have written ‘Poutine on the Ritz?’

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📅︎ Mar 06 2021

I’m currently in Montreal, Canada and just found this place across the street. I wonder if they serve Russian style poutines?

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👤︎ u/anniemay_13

📅︎ May 16 2019

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When visiting Montreal, my Dad would talk about the impatient Stop signs

"It keeps telling me Stop, already!"

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👤︎ u/DontFuckWithMyMoney

📅︎ Dec 04 2013

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I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.

That would dampen spirits.

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👤︎ u/whomikehidden

📅︎ Oct 31 2019

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Who calls balls and strikes at the annual Vatican softball game?

The Holy Roman Umpire!

... sorry.

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👤︎ u/yeowvan

📅︎ May 12 2015

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Need your help naming my cat!

Hi pun-masters!

I will share my life with a cat, starting Saturday! It’s a grey\white Maine coon male.

The thing is that I love puns, and when I saw the cat called « Sean Coonery », I thought it was adorable!

I’m not that good in finding right puns, and I was wondering if people wouldn’t mind helping me a little!

I live in Montreal, so it can be either English or French!

Thanks in advance!

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👤︎ u/djieff0

📅︎ Oct 11 2017

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Dad on flying

So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.

Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.

Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles

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👤︎ u/thatsnotcheese

📅︎ Dec 18 2013

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