A list of puns related to "Memphis"
Guess you could say its obese city
"A little less condensation, a little more traction."
....and I burst into tears π€£. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Memphis.
My dad told me this, never registered in my brain that it was a dad joke until just now. He worked in Memphis, TN but we lived north of Little Rock, AR, so he would hop a 30 minute flight on weekends on a super small commercial jet to come home.
One time there were literally no other passengers on the flight (12-20 passenger plane IIRC). The flight attendant told him "you're our only passenger, pick whatever seat you'd like"
He looked to his left and said "He's in my seat" and pointed to the pilot.
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