Louisville Puns

A list of puns related to "Louisville"

Two friends are on a road trip and one if them sees a sign stating they are approaching Louisville. One says "we should stop in 'Louie-ville' for lunch. The other says it's not pronounced 'Louie-ville', it's 'Louis-ville'!

They go back and forth for a while, neither convincing the other that they are right. Finally they decide on a place to eat. When they get to the restaurant, one of the friends asks the person taking their order to settle it once and for all. "Me and my friend are having a debate and hopefully since you live here, you can set my friend straight. Would you please tell us... and say it clear and slow for my friend here... where are we?"

The person behind the counter gets a puzzled look on his face, then says

>!"Buuuuuurrrrrr gerrrrrr Kiiiiiiinnnnggg"!<

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👤︎ u/FaultyData
📅︎ Mar 25 2020
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A group of friends are heading through Louisville and a debate ensues as to how to pronounce the name of the city.

One says it's Lewis-Ville. The next one says the locals say Lew-ville and the last one says they say Lewie-ville. After arguing for a few minutes they see a place to get some lunch. They all agree it would be great to hear how the locals pronounce the name of their city. They all go up to the counter and one says, could you tell me where we are and please say it slowly. BURR-GURR-KIIING!!!

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👤︎ u/timthedriller
📅︎ Mar 26 2020
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Authorities in Louisville, Colorado report the theft of bathroom fixtures in the city's only police station.

Officers say they have nothing to go on

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👤︎ u/ColoThor
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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Every time Louisville School for the blind. (It's right by my house).

Dad: "Hey, did you see that blind guys dog?"

Me: "No?"

Dad: "Neither did he!!!"

dad chuckle

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👤︎ u/adevore
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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What do you call a snail that plays baseball?

Louisville Slugger

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👤︎ u/arc-ion
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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Is the Capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-vil or Loo-ee-vil?

It is pronounced Frankfort.

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👤︎ u/marycartlizer
📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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What did the St. Louis police say when they couldn't arrest a man placing snails on people?

It's about slime we caught this Louisville slugger!

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👤︎ u/all_three_bolth
📅︎ Jul 30 2017
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