I'm writing a musical about a redneck from Tulsa who discovers feminism for the first time.

I'm calling it Wokelahoma!

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I moved from Tulsa to Houston...

I used to be OK but my life just went south from there.

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At the Tulsa Zoo not too long ago.

I was at the zoo with my girlfriend, and we sat down and watched a show for seals and sea lions. The zoo keeper asked "Now what is one thing you can tell me about the California sea lion?" I raised my hand, she pointed to me, to which I answered "in California, we just call them sea lions."

I then got the "are you serious" stare from the zoo lady. GF groaned and hit me. Worth it.

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