Which Denver Broncos' player's opinions are the least controversial?

Noah Fant's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mightierthor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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So I was passing by a cemetery with my dad today, and he turns to me and goes, "You know, people living in Denver can't be buried there" and I look at him and ask him "Why?"

He looks at me and says "Because they aren't dead yet".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScumbagCoov
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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Too bad OJ didn’t play for Denver. Could have been a double whammy here.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gcarsk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Denver?

He woke up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MedicScott
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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I hear Denver's Defensive Coordinator is dyne to change his name...

to Pascal. He hopes to contain Cam Newton to a one meter square area.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flaspike
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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Told by a homeless man in Denver.

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy? He was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebraskent
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2013
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Dad joked strangers the Denver Botanical Gardens

I spotted a turtle swimming in one of the ponds. A kid with a family next to me excitedly said, "it looks like he 's coming over here!"

To which I replied, "yeah, he's coming right tortoise."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanSmolo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2014
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As an expectant father, I proudly made my first Dad joke yesterday, while snowed in at the Denver airport

http://www.livememe.com/kv2y91d

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lixard52
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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During the Denver-Kansas City game on Sunday...

My dad and I were talking about how some people find team names like the Chiefs and Redskins offensive. Out of respect for these people, he started referring to KC as the "Kansas City Executives." Took me a minute to get it. Very funny dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alapanamo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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I asked my dad if he had heard about the conspiracy theories surrounding the Denver Airport...this was his response.

My dad was picking me up at the airport yesterday. I had just flown in from Denver. After reading an article on reddit, I paid more attention to the apocalyptic artwork around the airport, and decided to ask my dad if he had heard of any conspiracy theories.

DAD: Wouldn't surprise me if that were true, what with all the scandal surrounding Mayor PeΓ±a.
ME: Who was that?
DAD: He was the mayor of Denver for a long time. They named the street PeΓ±a Boulevard after him even! It's crazy. I heard they even wanted to name town hall after him.
ME: But they didn't because of a scandal...?
DAD: Nah. They just felt weird naming it the "Hall of PeΓ±a". Get it, JalapeΓ±o?
ME: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlesunnymay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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My food truck idea

Food truck with eggs being the theme in every dish.

"The Poach Coach"

Popular dishes:

  1. Eggs Been a Dick (2 poached eggs and 1 average but adequate size sausage)
  2. Omelette that one slide (you're choice of filling, but don't fucking test me)
  3. The Dwight Yolk Em' (served in a plastic cowboy hat to go. Must eat while walking the streets of Bakersfield) 4.The Mr. Burns Eggcellent Scramble (smithered with cheese)
  4. The Quiche a Grey (oralgasmic quiche with a money shot of sausage gravy)
  5. The John Denver Omelette (full of all kinds of shit)
  6. Jesus'ed egg (basically a deviled egg only more judgmental and boiled in holy water)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sakibombs85
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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How did Mountain Lions get to Iowa?

Some kid was shining a laser pointer out the window on a flight from Denver to Des Moines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcanelos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I just worked for 3 weeks in Fort Worth, and every time things would get difficult...

I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!

Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuDarkJedi
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2018
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My friend is moving to Colorado for a job.

I told him "Good luck in all your future en-denvers."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_have_my_doubts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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The best name...

The Denver Zoo just announced one of the sloths would be having a baby soon... I told my kids that there is only one best name for a sloth... Cole....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Visionbuilder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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