Did you hear about the donkey who won the Kentucky Derby?

He was a real burrobread

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📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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Making my morning rounds in hospital when I ask a patient how his breakfast was. "The eggs and sausage were fine, but the Kentucky Jelly was awful," he replied. "What 'Kentucky Jelly'?" I ask.

Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.

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👤︎ u/Rocknocker
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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My grandmother is getting cremated in Kentucky.

Not sure if I should get original or extra crispy.

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📅︎ Jul 23 2020
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My girlfriend and I were traveling thru Kentucky where we stayed at a lodge. She told me a humorous story out to the left of the wall of the building...

It was an inn-side joke.

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📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.

So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."

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📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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My car broke down on a Kentucky back road next to a pasture containing a single donkey .

Not wanting to walk, I had to burro it.

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📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?

Kernel Saunders.

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👤︎ u/AlRedux
📅︎ Dec 12 2019
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Breaking news: There's a riot in progress at the Kentucky Derby.

Authorities are saying it's race-related.

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📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the vampire attend the Kentucky Derby?

He heard the race was going to be neck and neck.

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👤︎ u/lemystery
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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I just bought a home in the rolling hills of Kentucky, where race horses are bred...

The air is clean and the neigh-bors are pretty cool.

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📅︎ Jul 09 2019
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There's a haunted Kentucky Fried Chicken near my house.

They think it's poultrygeist.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2018
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Is the Capital of Kentucky pronounced Loo-iss-vil or Loo-ee-vil?

It is pronounced Frankfort.

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📅︎ Apr 13 2015
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If you had a horse in the Kentucky Derby, what would you name it?

Lettuce, because lettuce is always a head

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📅︎ May 16 2018
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How do you pronounce the capital of Kentucky, Loo-is-vil or Loo-e-vul?

Frankfort

My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years

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👤︎ u/guilty121
📅︎ Apr 04 2015
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What do you call Kentucky mosquito-infested grassland?

A conservative vector field

Got my calculus professor with this one last year.

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📅︎ Jul 18 2015
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Driving through Kentucky on a family trip.

I noticed all the firework stores and was surprised there were so many on the highway. I said "Business must be Booming" I take being a dad seriously.

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👤︎ u/Ofreo
📅︎ Nov 24 2013
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While traveling though Kentucky

Me: look there's French Broad River!

Dad: I think they call them demoiselles.

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📅︎ Mar 08 2015
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