A list of puns related to "Kentucky"
He was a real burrobread
Then he shows me the empty packet of KY Jelly had smeared all over his morning toast.
Not sure if I should get original or extra crispy.
It was an inn-side joke.
So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them.
Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."
Not wanting to walk, I had to burro it.
Kernel Saunders.
Authorities are saying it's race-related.
He heard the race was going to be neck and neck.
The air is clean and the neigh-bors are pretty cool.
They think it's poultrygeist.
It is pronounced Frankfort.
Lettuce, because lettuce is always a head
Frankfort
My dad just got me; he's been at it for 30 years
A conservative vector field
Got my calculus professor with this one last year.
I noticed all the firework stores and was surprised there were so many on the highway. I said "Business must be Booming" I take being a dad seriously.
Me: look there's French Broad River!
Dad: I think they call them demoiselles.
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