I mean come on?
they were business a-phili-ates
I looked at her and said βIβm trying very hard, but I donβt feel the need to go thereβ.
She didnβt say much to me the rest of our trip.
It was Erie.
Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!
A Philly cheapskate
Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?
and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic
Keystoners
He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.
"Well, I guess that makes us penn pals?" "omg shutup."
At the beginning
As we're passing through Gettysburg:
My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.
Me: Oh yeah?
My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address
Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine
Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week
Me: because she's here at the table with us
I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.
Pennsylvania
Pennsylvania
Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500
Dad: I'm pretty sure it'll still be in Pennsylvania.
Ok. So let me set the stage. We're on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and I see a sign that says Mt. Nebo. I said....
Me: "Do you know that Mt. Nebo has a twin mountain that's small, a little higher and a little pointier?"
Kids: "No"
Me: "Yeah... it's called Mt. Elbow"
Me: "HAH!"
Kids: "groan"
Pennsylvania
