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# Pittsburgh Pirates (12-16) @ San Diego Padres (17-13) Tuesday, May 4 7:10 p.m.

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#GAME TWO AGAINST THE PENGUINS ON A TUESDAY NIGHT!

#TUUKKA RASK RETURNS TO THE PIPES TONIGHT!

#FREDDY FISTICUFFS MAKES HIS RETURN TO THE LINEUP!

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#A SUNDAY AFTERNOON SHOWDOWN WITH THE PITTSBURGH PENGUINS!

#THE BRUINS ARE FREE FROM THE MISERABLE HELL OF BUFFALO FOR A FEW DAYS!

#OUR LORD AND SWAYVIOR RETURNS TO THE PIPES TONIGHT!

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Now that the Penguins have clinched 1st in the East Division, they'll finish with not only their first division title of any kind since 2014, but also the first time they've finished with at least the same amount of points as the Capitals, who had won every Metropolitan division title since 2016.

Of course, the Capitals' divisional dominance has meant relatively little as the Penguins are 2-1 in playoff series against the Caps in this span (with the winner of each matchup winning the Stanley Cup from 2016 to 2018), and the Pens have mostly dominated this rivalry since the 90's. Will we get more of the same in 2021? We'll find out later this month!

Reasons for picking Antonio Brown- If there’s one thing that Tom Brady and Antonio Brown were able to bond together in Tampa, it was the fact that both were overlooked 6th-round draft picks. Unlike Brady, however, Antonio Brown’s huge fall in the NFL Draft can be partly attributed to his off-the-field behavior. He had initially applied to Florida State, but was denied admission due to “academic concerns.” After signing with Alcorn State, a historically black university in Mississippi, Brown again saw any hopes of playing fall apart due to more problems with his grades. He then enrolled at a junior college, North Carolina Tech, where he played 5 games at quarterback, throwing for 1,247 yards with 11 touchdowns, while scoring another 13 touchdowns on the ground, as well as 17 touchdowns as a return man. His reward was a scholarship offer to Florida International University (FIU), but that would be rescinded after Brown and another student got into an altercation with FIU security.

Just as it looked like Brown’s chances at playing Division 1 football were over, he would then receive a call from Zach Azzanni, the receivers coach at Central Michigan University, to try out for the team as a walk-on wide receiver. (Azzanni had previously met Brown when he visited Bowling Green University on a recruiting visit). Brown made the team and, with the help of Azzanni making sure he went to class and was academically eligible to play, immediately began balling out for Central Michigan. In 2007, he was the MAC Freshman of the Year, leading the conference in receptions (102) and also finishing First-team All-MAC as he gained over 1,000 yards as a returner. 2008 saw Brown finish First-team All-MAC as a receiver, while also leading the MAC in kickoff return yards (791), punt return yards (410) and yards per punt return (20.5). He finished First-team All-MAC again in 2009 and set the single-season receptions record at Central Michigan (110), while finishing his college career with the most receptions in school history (305) and also ranking Top 5 in re

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# Pittsburgh Pirates (13-16) @ San Diego Padres (17-14) Wednesday, May 5 5:10 p.m.

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# Pittsburgh Pirates (12-15) @ San Diego Padres (16-13) Monday, May 3 7:10 p.m.

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1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .295/.347/.402
2. Dylan Carlson (S) RF -- .277/.361/.489
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .234/.281/.364
4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .274/.330/.491
5. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .167/.272/.367
6. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .254/.279/.525
7. Andrew Knizner (R) C -- .263/.333/.316
8. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .125/.222/.125
9. Jack Flaherty (R) P -- .100/.250/.100, 3.41 ERA
   --- Jordan Hicks (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 5.40 ERA
   --- Genesis Cabrera (L) P -- .000/.000/.000, 3.55 ERA
   --- Matt Carpenter (L) PH -- .114/.245/.318
   --- Giovanny Gallegos (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 2.30 ERA
   --- Justin Williams (L) PH -- .182/.299/.318
   --- Kodi Whitley (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 3.60 ERA

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• SP: Jack Flaherty - 6.0 IP, 6 H, 3 R, 3 ER, 2 BB, 9 SO, 3.41 ERA

• RP: Jordan Hicks - 0.2 IP, 1 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 5.40 ERA

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• RP: Kodi Whitley - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 0 SO, 3.60 ERA

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Cardinals Lineup

1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .287/.349/.391
2. Dylan Carlson (S) RF -- .265/.348/.469
3. Matt Carpenter (L) 1B -- .109/.263/.304
4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .264/.319/.473
5. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .172/.280/.376
6. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .270/.292/.540
7. Andrew Knizner (R) C -- .244/.326/.293
8. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .182/.308/.455
9. Carlos Martinez (R) P -- .091/.091/.182, 3.72 ERA
   --- Justin Williams (L) PH -- .179/.295/.313
   --- Alex Reyes (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 0.00 ERA

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• SP: Carlos Martinez - 8.0 IP, 5 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 3 SO, 3.72 ERA

• RP: Alex Reyes - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 1 SO, 0.00 ERA

Pirates Lineup

1. Adam Frazier (L) 2B -- .292/.361/.406
2. Bryan Reynolds (S) CF -- .286/.381/.429
3. Colin Moran (L) 1B -- .287/.352/.479
4. Todd Frazier (R) 3B -- .048/.231/.095
5. Gregory Polanco (L) RF -- .208/.291/.364
6. Erik Gonzalez (R) SS -- .229/.247/.361
7. Jacob Stallings (R) C -- .246/.388/.400
8. Ka'ai Tom (L) LF -- .087/.214/.087

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1. Tommy Edman (S) 2B -- .274/.330/.377
2. Dylan Carlson (S) RF -- .281/.363/.494
3. Paul Goldschmidt (R) 1B -- .214/.257/.340
4. Nolan Arenado (R) 3B -- .255/.309/.451
5. Paul DeJong (R) SS -- .165/.276/.341
6. Tyler O'Neill (R) LF -- .241/.268/.537
7. Andrew Knizner (R) C -- .303/.378/.364
8. Harrison Bader (R) CF -- .250/.250/.250
9. John Gant (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 2.16 ERA
   --- Matt Carpenter (L) PH -- .116/.250/.326
   --- Tyler Webb (L) P -- .000/.000/.000, 9.72 ERA
   --- Kodi Whitley (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 4.50 ERA
   --- Genesis Cabrera (L) P -- .000/.000/.000, 2.92 ERA
   --- Justin Williams (L) PH -- .169/.289/.262
   --- Ryan Helsley (R) P -- .000/.000/.000, 4.26 ERA

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• SP: John Gant - 5.0 IP, 3 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 5 BB, 2 SO, 2.16 ERA

• RP: Tyler Webb - 0.2 IP, 1 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 2 BB, 0 SO, 9.72 ERA

• RP: Kodi Whitley - 0.1 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 0 SO, 4.50 ERA

• RP: Genesis Cabrera - 2.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 0 BB, 2 SO, 2.92 ERA

• RP: Ryan Helsley - 1.0 IP, 0 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 1 SO, 4.26 ERA

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# San Diego Padres (8-3) @ Pittsburgh Pirates (3-7) Tuesday, April 13 3:35 p.m.

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