Pittsburgh Puns

A list of puns related to "Pittsburgh"

Did this painting for my friend (far right) who is a huge Pittsburgh steelers fan. His favorite player is Troy Polamalu... And he likes puns. That's me in the middle.l in my favorite jumper. Thoughts??? reddit.com/gallery/kkbp9y
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👤︎ u/smike1981
📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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Just happened in Colorado Avalanche vs Pittsburgh Penguins

Announcer 1: did that puck just hit a penguin on the bench?

Announcer 2: no... I think it hit a player.

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👤︎ u/TuskenRaiders
📅︎ Jan 11 2020
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Some people think the Pittsburgh Steelers have a good starting QB in "Duck" Hodges

But the truth is, he puts the Steelers at risk of getting penalties all game long...

...Because on every play...

There's fowl on the field.

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👤︎ u/Dave89701
📅︎ Dec 15 2019
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Crazy news; four pro football players arrested in Pittsburgh today

They were Steelers

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👤︎ u/topderp1
📅︎ May 19 2017
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Pittsburgh Penguins player Phil Kessel dadjoked the media. (x-post /r/hockey)

https://twitter.com/penguins/status/643509078795395072

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👤︎ u/sumofparticles
📅︎ Sep 15 2015
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When trying to find out where the tunnels are on a trip?

Me: Where are the tunnels between here and Philly?

Dad: Under the Mountains

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👤︎ u/Frosted_Chode
📅︎ Dec 17 2014
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Mom Joked?! Those rolling hills...

Though I'm graduated from college, my mother still kindly pays for my cell phone bill as I'm on her contract. I was complaining to her today about how many dropped calls I've had lately, and she suggested it might be an issue when I go through the hills.

Living in Pittsburgh... I can't help but go through hills all day long.

Me: "Maybe my cell phone service is a problem since I live & work & commute through hills."

Mom: "Yes, maybe it isn't compatible with your hill-billy lifestyle."

GROAN

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👤︎ u/johnhipsterchill
📅︎ Jun 05 2014
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