So my wife and I were driving through Pennsylvania today and drove by a place called Fort Necessity.

I looked at her and said β€œI’m trying very hard, but I don’t feel the need to go there”.

She didn’t say much to me the rest of our trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jbrogart17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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I once hiked to a lake with the states of Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and New York on its western, southern, and eastern shores. Not a bird was singing and the lake was still...

It was Erie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Did you know Abraham Lincoln lived in Pennsylvania?

Surely you've heard of his Gettysburg Address!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/89iroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What do you call a southern Pennsylvania resident who won’t pay for his local food specialty

A Philly cheapskate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_Haim
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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It used to be called Swordsylvania, but the mightier Penns took over and renamed it Pennsylvania.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gullies
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I want to go visit historical sites in Pennsylvania

Does anyone know the Gettysburg address?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VaiterZen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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pennsylvania weather is so weird yesterday the high was 79

and today was when I cried in front of the waitress at Sonic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skimboorder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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What do you call potheads from Pennsylvania?

Keystoners

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumboltQuadrant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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I asked my Grandpa, who was raised in Ohio and New Jersey, why he had been born in Pennsylvania

He told me he wanted to be close to his mom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjc72
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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found out a friend of mine would be visiting pennsylvania at the same time as me.

"Well, I guess that makes us penn pals?" "omg shutup."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rugparty
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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Where is the capital of Pennsylvania?

At the beginning

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Davehelps
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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Driving through Pennsylvania...

As we're passing through Gettysburg:

My father: You know, I always wanted to live out here.

Me: Oh yeah?

My father: Yeah, I always wanted a Gettysburg Address

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πŸ‘€︎ u/airfrance1227
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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Ooh that’s on point
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crumble-bee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Do you know the top 15 states to live in?

Alaska, Washington, Idaho, Montana, North Dakota, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Pennsylvania, New York, Vermont, New Hampshire, & Maine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ttynny20
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I think about this way too much but I think it's comedy gold!

Mother in law to sister in law: why aren't you in pennsylvania this week

Me: because she's here at the table with us

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunnitt625
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Where do pencils come from?

Pennsylvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jtfiction
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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The price of Pie ( x-post from /r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/live4lifelegit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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I may be young but I still made the cashier at Walmart cringe with this one.

I bought a case of Natty lights. As she was scanning it she said, "wow this is really heavy" to which I responded "No, they're light. It even says so on the box." I was so proud of myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darklord_Of_Bacon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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The other day my son asked me where pencils live

Pennsylvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LHakimi66387
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Where did the ruler and sharpener go to on their honeymoon?

Pennsylvania

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lordlewis6
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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If you organize the 50 states in descending order by admittance to the Union...

Then Pennsylvania would be the pennultimate state.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JPtoony
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2017
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How to address stupidity:

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW Washington, DC 20500

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mdame2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Me after the superbowl: I wonder what kind of state Philadelphia is going to be in tomorrow.

Dad: I'm pretty sure it'll still be in Pennsylvania.

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Here's one I made up yesterday in the car

Ok. So let me set the stage. We're on the Pennsylvania Turnpike and I see a sign that says Mt. Nebo. I said....

Me: "Do you know that Mt. Nebo has a twin mountain that's small, a little higher and a little pointier?"

Kids: "No"

Me: "Yeah... it's called Mt. Elbow"

Me: "HAH!"

Kids: "groan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cotton_Mather
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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