What do the Amish call a DUI?
What's an Amish's favorite kind of raisin?
What Do You Call an Amish Party?
The very first self-driving vehicle was invented by the Amish in the 1700's...
..the horse was great, the car was a little buggy.
A local Amish told me he wasn't against progress
As long as it doesn't involve change
What do you get when you cross an Amish man with an octopus?
I don't know either but it sure can pick corn!!
What do you call an amish man with his hand up a horse's a**?
What’s an Amish woman’s fantasy?
I was going to tell an Amish joke, but it's a bit insensitive
But then I remembered they'll never read it here anyways.
Have you seen the new Amish website?
How did we know we were driving through Amish country?
By the bad Yoder in the air.
You know why Amish SUVs get such bad mileage?
Because they’re real grass-guzzlers.
The Amish have begun moving to New England.
They will be called Mainennites.
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Do you suppose Amish pyromaniacs practice barn razing?
When Amish build barns it's called "barn raising". But raze is also a term to destroy, ruin or flatten.
Why don’t the Amish drink alcohol?
Because they’re always on the wagon.
My Amish friend invited me to a house party this weekend!
We're about to get churnt up!
Have you heard of the new Amish rapper?
The Amish have an auto-immune disease.
What type of music do Amish people like
This time of year, everyone should know the symptoms of the Amish flu.
First you get a little horse, then a little buggy.
This is my home. Yes I live in an amish pair of dice.
Amish dad outside making butter.
So whose churn is it next?
What is an Amish man's favorite dried fruit?
How did the Amish know they didn't prepare their butter right?
It left their stomach churning.
Did you hear about the Amish prostitute?
My dad and I are driving down the highway when we see a sign for fresh Amish cheese...
The sign- "Made with real Amish milk!"
My dad- "Huh, I wasn't aware you can milk the Amish."
Amish murderers get the acoustic chair.
How can you tell if Amish people live on a particular road?
It has a "no outlet" sign.
How do the Amish hunt deer?
They sneak up on it and build a barn around it.
We went to parade in rural Ohio yesterday and saw a lot of Amish folks
But I did not see anyone that was completely Am.
Amish or Mennonites?
My fiancee and I were driving when we passed two men who appeared to be Amish riding their bikes.
She asked if they were Amish, or Mennonites...
I replied, "No, those are men on bikes."
What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?
clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG BANG clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop
Amish man got Vanilla Ice on first episode of Vanilla Ice goes Amish. "Did you know I also sing solo?"
"Solo you can't hear it."
My sister-in-law pulled it up on Netflix because it looked like a good laugh. As soon as the old man said that I was dying.
Any time we drove through Amish Country.
Dad: How did the Amish Girl get in trouble?
Me: ugh...
Dad: Too many Mennonite.
Ok, I'll admit it, it always makes me laugh.
What's an Amish person's favorite raisin?
Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated?
What's an amish favorite type of raisin?
Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?
Why did the Amish girl get disfellowshipped?
What type of music do Amish people like
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