An accidentally overcooked Mennonite t-bone

Is Amish steak

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RAClef
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What’s a Mennonite’s favorite raisin?

Barn raisin’

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BroodalNoodal
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Amish or Mennonites?

My fiancee and I were driving when we passed two men who appeared to be Amish riding their bikes.

She asked if they were Amish, or Mennonites...

I replied, "No, those are men on bikes."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mybeardisred
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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Too Mennonite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cottleston
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Did you hear about the Amish prostitute?

She did 3 Mennonite.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bmiller62
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Any time we drove through Amish Country.

Dad: How did the Amish Girl get in trouble?

Me: ugh...

Dad: Too many Mennonite.

Ok, I'll admit it, it always makes me laugh.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awful_hug
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Why did the Amish girl get excommunicated?

Too Mennonite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/marv_alberts_hair
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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

too Mennonite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UKisaFootballSchool
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Why did the Amish girl get disfellowshipped?

Too Mennonite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bassicallybob
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Why was the Amish girl excommunicated?

Two Mennonite

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dd0sed
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