A list of puns related to "Iowa"
He Ames to get a good education.
But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.
Some kid was shining a laser pointer out the window on a flight from Denver to Des Moines.
Because Missouri loves company!
A bunch of ROTC kids were getting sworn in at halftime and the lady says, "I, state your name." And I swear to you, half the dads in the stadium go, "I state your name" followed by stifled chuckles
Silence as we pass fields and fields of crops with hay all tied up into nice cylindrical bundles when my dad says, "Huh... How's a cow supposed to get a square meal around here?"
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.
Corn. They’re all ears.
It was my first Iowa ska trip.
My sister is watching this show called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and I just overheard her reference a joke they made.
It went something like this:
"I thought you were in Iowa"
"Iowas, but now I'm back"
I want to watch this show.
There's a chance Iowa farmer a lot of money...
We were driving to Minnesota for vacation and as we are passing through Iowa, I see a wind farm (they are very uncommon where im from). I say "look, guys! A wind farm!" To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." Kinda caught us all off guard!
I went and saw author Bill Bryson speak last night and he told us how his dad used to make the most wonderful puns. I'll paraphrase best I can:
They had traveled from Iowa to California on vacation, and they were driving along the coast. They stopped at an informational plaque at the San Andreas Fault, and his dad walked straight up to the huge crack in the ground and threw a quarter in. When the kids asked why he did that, he simply responded "I've always wanted to be generous to a fault."