My son is going to college in a town in Iowa...

He Ames to get a good education.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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I thought of a joke about Iowa.

It's too corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thoxis1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Iowa Results Justin
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πŸ‘€︎ u/douglasses2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Has anyone got the results from the Iowa...

Cau-chaos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jinx99
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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One day I hope to explore all the cool things in Madison County, Iowa...

But I’m just not ready to cross those bridges.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theprints
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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How did Mountain Lions get to Iowa?

Some kid was shining a laser pointer out the window on a flight from Denver to Des Moines.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pcanelos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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I moved to Iowa so I could

Cedar Rapids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danlex26
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Why are Kansas and Iowa always so bummed out?

Because Missouri loves company!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eatsomerubber167
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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3,000 dads just made the same joke at the Purdue-Iowa game

A bunch of ROTC kids were getting sworn in at halftime and the lady says, "I, state your name." And I swear to you, half the dads in the stadium go, "I state your name" followed by stifled chuckles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pufan321
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2013
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Driving through Iowa...

Silence as we pass fields and fields of crops with hay all tied up into nice cylindrical bundles when my dad says, "Huh... How's a cow supposed to get a square meal around here?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nivekd
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2014
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I’m such a state! What will Della wear to the picnic? And who else will be there? What will we do?

I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leehawkins
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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What’s the best food to talk to?

Corn. They’re all ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chockaday12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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I took a drive to Des Moines to see the Mighty Mighty Bosstones.

It was my first Iowa ska trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josiahbeast
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I hate myself...

My sister is watching this show called "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" and I just overheard her reference a joke they made.

It went something like this:

"I thought you were in Iowa"

"Iowas, but now I'm back"

I want to watch this show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MilanoCookiez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Does anyone know how much corn is worth?

There's a chance Iowa farmer a lot of money...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heoyeah9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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Random terrible puns I came up with using (some of) the 50 States
  • Alaska girl out when the times right
  • Arkansas right? (Ar Can Saw right?)
  • I’ll California
  • He’s gonna Florida car!
  • Iowa lot of money right now
  • He was in a state of Missouri for the past few days
  • He’s the Maine character of the book
  • Mind Washington dishes tonight?
  • Can I get a Minnesota with my burger?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodofWar1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2017
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My mom dad joked us all on a road trip.

We were driving to Minnesota for vacation and as we are passing through Iowa, I see a wind farm (they are very uncommon where im from). I say "look, guys! A wind farm!" To which my mom replies almost immediately "I wonder if they start them off as seeds or sprouts." Kinda caught us all off guard!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dylanvansandt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2014
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Bill Bryson's dad vs the San Andreas Fault

I went and saw author Bill Bryson speak last night and he told us how his dad used to make the most wonderful puns. I'll paraphrase best I can:

They had traveled from Iowa to California on vacation, and they were driving along the coast. They stopped at an informational plaque at the San Andreas Fault, and his dad walked straight up to the huge crack in the ground and threw a quarter in. When the kids asked why he did that, he simply responded "I've always wanted to be generous to a fault."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2014
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Have you heard that joke about Iowa?

It's corny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obviousburner2000
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2015
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