Memphis TN has the highest average obesity rates

Guess you could say its obese city

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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Road-ice removalists of Memphis came up with a new slogan...

"A little less condensation, a little more traction."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2014
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My son Tiberius just came up to me and said "can I have a book Mark?"

....and I burst into tears 🀣. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Memphis.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My dad on an airplane 10 years ago

My dad told me this, never registered in my brain that it was a dad joke until just now. He worked in Memphis, TN but we lived north of Little Rock, AR, so he would hop a 30 minute flight on weekends on a super small commercial jet to come home.

One time there were literally no other passengers on the flight (12-20 passenger plane IIRC). The flight attendant told him "you're our only passenger, pick whatever seat you'd like"

He looked to his left and said "He's in my seat" and pointed to the pilot.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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