The call him The Stand Up Canadian.
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
asking for a for rent
"It's good that you have all wheel drive. And you've got snow tires."
"Actually, they're made of rubber."
100%, actually happened, last Sunday night.
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The Old Hyde House was bought out by the Toronto Sikh community, who promptly renamed it The Old Hyde and Sikh House.
They figured out the fairest way to name their country was to pull letters out of a hat. So they gathered around and a guy started pulling letters...
pulls letter "C, eh."
pulls another "N, eh."
pulls another "D, eh."
And that's how Canada got its name.
A Toronto-saurus Rex
"She knows how to make bad decisions and stick by them."
So here in Toronto, we just received a good amount of snow so all the roads are shitty.
My boss leaves to go home and sees me. He says, "have a good night. Drive with care tonight.
I reply: "i don't know who care is. I usually just drive home by myself."
For clarification, Forest Hill is an elementery school in our town.
Anyway, we were driving to go get pho, and I was joking about his sister getting kidnapped because she's on a trip to China.
Him: Oh! Speaking of kidnapping, did you hear about the kidnapping at Forest Hill?
Me: No?! When did that happen?!
Him: It's okay, he woke up.
He kept chuckling pridefully to himself that he came up with that joke for a good ten mintutes.
Because they had nowhere else Toronto.
When I was little, my family and I (from Texas) went to Toronto for a visit. My mother told me we were going to go to the Eaton Centre. After about an hour there, I got frustrated and yelled "If this is the eatin' centre, when are we gonna eat?!"
News story coming on about Rob Ford
Mum: "Turn it up, I want to watch this thing about the Toronto Mayor"
Sister: "About the what?"
Dad: "About Rob Ford, apparently he's a real night-mayor"
We were in the car and had mentioned how the last time we drove through Toronto it was during rush hour.
Sister: "What time does rush hour usually start?"
Dad: "Whenever you put in the DVD and press play."
He had asked to borrow the Toronto Sun I was browsing, as I gave him the newspaper I told him 'just don't stare at the Sun too long.'
In regards to Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and the cocaine and drunken stupor scandal...
My dad: "Rob's Ford should be recalled"
slow clap
Edit: spelling
