"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, Iβll say, βitβs not the Heat. Itβs the Humidity.β
(Credit to Brian Regan)
I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.
All white, all white, all white!
Itβs not the Heat... itβs the Humidity!
I said I donβt know about you, but Irma getting out of here!
I told my dad about Robert Konrad falling out of his boat and swimming 12 hours back to shore in the dark facing 10 foot waves, sharks, stinging jellyfish and 25 mile per hour winds. He poked his head around the corner and said "You know how he survived don't you? He is a dolphin." I cringed so hard since I was expecting some old man wisdom about the will to live etc. edit: actually he spent 16 hours in the water swimming for shore.
In 2007 my cousin and I were talking about the Miami dolphins being 1-15 when my uncle Charlie chimes in, "There's something fishy about those dolphins. I think they lose on porpoise."
Classic.
Detective: Dear god
Officer: Yes most likely
For instance, it takes about 3 hours to fly to NYC to Miami.
Miami Mice
There was a face off in the corner
Miami.
"This review says they have the best underground house music in all of Miami"
Dad: "Is that called the foundation?"
As my family and the neighbors are all watching the NBA finals, my mom asks why Miami is doing badly, suddenly one of our neighbors, a small quiet Filipina, quickly ceases the her golden opportunity with this:
"Well it looks like they're losing their heat"
The groans were strong in our living room.
So I was talking to my dad about a friend that was flying to Brazil for the holiday.
Me: Yea, he has to drive up to Montreal, fly to Miami for 2 hours and then catch a 8 hour flight to Brazil.
Dad: You know, thats a BRAZILian miles
