Miami Dolphins Puns

I guess you can say there are more than TUA picks for them.

I told my dad about Robert Konrad falling out of his boat and swimming 12 hours back to shore in the dark facing 10 foot waves, sharks, stinging jellyfish and 25 mile per hour winds. He poked his head around the corner and said "You know how he survived don't you? He is a dolphin." I cringed so hard since I was expecting some old man wisdom about the will to live etc. edit: actually he spent 16 hours in the water swimming for shore.

In 2007 my cousin and I were talking about the Miami dolphins being 1-15 when my uncle Charlie chimes in, "There's something fishy about those dolphins. I think they lose on porpoise."

Classic.