My teacher told me to stop making Canadian puns
I guess sheβs having nunavut
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One day the Canadians will take over the world....
Then you'll all be sorry.
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Where does a Canadian alcoholic go to get help?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Canadian officials warn drivers not to let moose lick their cars...
or they could be charged with a salt.
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Why's it hard for Americans to go to Canadian colleges?
Because... you must graduate High School with all Eh's.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
I was unprepared for a pun about Canadian winter hats...
It really toque me by surprise!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
How are you supposed to keep Canadian bacon from curling?
You just need to take away their little brooms!
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︎ Nov 29 2020
You know why I respect Canadians?
Because they always bring their Eh Game.
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︎ Oct 31 2020
How do you get 100 rowdy Canadians out of the pool?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
Did you hear about the Canadian racist when he heard the First Nations people were getting their own territory?
Well he was having Nunavut.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
While filling up a survey, I came across a gender option: Canadian.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you get when a russian black-magician tries to cook canadian food?
You get a ras***poutine***
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Did you know that the guy who wrote the famous scene in 300 was Canadian?
He was like "that's what I'm talkin a'boot!" kicks
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Every morning when I am done getting my 2 year old ready for school I call her a Canadian potato chip.
Because sheβs all dressed.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
I know you think I'm joking when I say we have a French Canadian Prime Minister
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︎ Jul 28 2020
What kind of grades do heterosexual Canadians get?
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︎ Aug 11 2020
I used to brag that Iβve traveled to all Canadian territories.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
If you're Canadian when you go into the bathroom and again when you come out.. What are you whilst you're in there?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a Canadian suck-up?
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︎ May 23 2020
My Canadian cousin used to be an alcoholic
He's doing better since he joined the Eh Eh
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︎ Jul 12 2020
What do you call a Canadian emu?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
Canadian PM Justin Trudeau considers changing the name of a province
But the voters are having Nunavut
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How did the Canadianβs come up with the name βCanadaβ?
There was a bunch of Canadians sitting around the table and one guy suggested they start naming letters their country name should contain.
One person said βC, eh?β
A second person said βN, eh?β
A third person said βD, eh?β
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︎ Jun 08 2020
Noone wants to hear that the Canadian pime minister is hot.
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︎ May 31 2020
I asked a Canadian what he thought about robots.
He said, "AI?"
I said, "Yes, you."
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call a Canadian high schooler with diarrhea?
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︎ May 08 2020
Canadians make some of the greatest karate instructors.
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︎ May 03 2020
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
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︎ Apr 16 2020
All my Canadian friends don't think they can count on me...
but I know Yukon count on me because I'm having Nunavut.
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︎ May 11 2020
You may not believe that blackface happened in Canadian Politics...
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︎ Sep 19 2019
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Whatβs a Canadian musicianβs favourite key to play in?
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︎ May 13 2020
The Canadian bank doesn't make sense anymore
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︎ May 06 2020
If Canadians think their country is perfect
they're living in a world of maple leaf.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What strain of flu is most Canadian?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Where do Canadian eggs come from?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
What did the indigenous Canadian man say when he predicted the future?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
Where does all Canadian milk come from?
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︎ Feb 23 2020
How do Canadians eat while watching TV?
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︎ Feb 27 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon curling in the pan?
You take away their brooms
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︎ Oct 27 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in a frying pan?
Take away its tiny brooms π§Ή
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︎ Aug 01 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling when you fry it?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
How do you get Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan???
You take away its little brooms!!!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?
Take away it's tiny brooms.
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︎ Aug 06 2020
How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in the frying pan?
You take away its tiny little broom!
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