Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come into port, they can scan-da-navy-in

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What did the Norwegian money lender say when he arrived at your front door?

NOK NOK.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyDrDuck
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Why do the Norwegian, Swedish and Danish Navies have barcodes on their ships?

So that when they come to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheReal_BlueBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on their ships

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/renegaderis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What do you call a viking who is obsessed with Conjunctions? A Norwegian.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CScot1234
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The Norwegian currency has taken ill.

It’s got the Kroner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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Why do Norwegian warships have barcodes on the side?

Because when they return to port, they can.....

Scandinavian!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusRoX123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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If a Norwegian robot scans a bird,

It Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alliswellinnz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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So the Norwegian Navy is painting their ships with a bar code pattern

So when then come into port, they can Scandanavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouyin2000
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on all their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can... Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rjaramillo96
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on them?

So when they come in to port, they can scan the navy in. (Scandinavian)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krispyk84
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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What do Norwegians say when they fall off a Fjord?

FYUCK!!!!!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obsidiandragon61
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Why do Norwegian boats have a barcode on the side

So they can Scan-di-navian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fatboyonadiet4lyf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Norwegian efficiency
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πŸ‘€︎ u/flyingtiger79
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeopardusMaximus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Why do the Norwegians put barcodes on their military vessels?

So when they get back they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RivenRoth_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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The Norwegian Navy added bar codes to their ships.

That way, when they dock, they can just Scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stratospher
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What’s protocol #1 for the Norwegian military?

To Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Hey, did y'all hear that the Norwegian Navy is putting barcodes on their ships?

Why, might you ask? It's so they Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astucker85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Aye, do you know why the Norwegian Navy puts barcodes on the side of their ships?

So dey can Scandinavian.

All credit goes to an old man clerk at my local liquor store.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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Wife just asked me why the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships.

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lets_try_anal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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Did you hear they're putting barcodes on all Norwegian ships so they can Scan-da-Navy-in.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/evilgeekwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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So i recently read that the Norwegian Government put bar codes on their ships. That means that when a ship comes in, they have to

Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overlevendeftw
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pistil617
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships?

So they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peiarborist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships when returning to port?

So they can Scan da Navy in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buccaschlitz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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A Norwegian’s favourite car?

A fjord.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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My Norwegian girlfriend works at the pet store and I saw her checkout a pet bird today.

I guess you could say she Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bryanBr
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2018
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Why do Norwegian battleships have barcodes?

So that they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPhteven0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What is a Norwegian's favorite type of chart?

A Sven diagram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndemerson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lbon6201
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2018
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Why are there barcodes on the side of Norwegian ships?

So they can Scandenavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyPappy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2018
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The Norwegian Navy started putting barcodes on the sides of every ship.

Now when they come back from a trip someone can just Scandanavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/illannoyed217
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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How do you call a norwegian hooker?

Fjord Escort

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meelisss
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgrubbnasty
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

They are so when they pull into port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Afghan_Kegstand
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What's Indiana Jones norwegian cousin called ?

Harrison Fjord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeviaI
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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From r/roastme she said she's 19 and Norwegian. imgur.com/VlRAOeJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cobazar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Did you hear about the Norwegian navy?

They're painting bar codes on their ships so when they come into port, they just scan-da-navy-in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buttchug-it
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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What do you call a blind Norwegian?

Norvision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doil0milk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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Why do Norwegians have bar codes on their ships?

So when they dock they can Scan the Navy in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zelkirb
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Did you know the Norwegians have started to put barcodes on their ships?

So that when they get back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecroc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the back of their ships?

So when they come back home they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plainwhitetyler
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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Why did the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their boats?

So they could scan da navy in!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheEggWoman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2018
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The Royal Norwegian Navy decided to put bar codes on all of their ships.

Now they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OreoGaborio
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2016
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Why is the Norwegian military putting barcodes on their ships?

So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Why do Norwegian war boats have bar codes on their sides?

So when they return they can ScanDaNavyIn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLostPariah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Do you know why the Norwegian military is putting bar codes on their ships?

I heard it’s so when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kshiau
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Did you know that Norwegian warships have big bar codes on the side?

It's so that when they come to port the workers can quickly scan da Navy in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Navin_R_Johnson79
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2018
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What kind of cars do Norwegian oceanographers drive?

Fjord Explorers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regnartterb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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The Norwegian navy has started putting bar codes on their ships...

So they can scan da navy in...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2017
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on the side of their ships?

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustdashgaming
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2018
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Why does the Norwegian Navy put barcodes on their ships?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tallyhallic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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Why does the Norwegian Navy paint bar codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandanavian!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Viking042900
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships...

So when they arrive back in port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoppi8
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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Have you heard of the new bar-codes on Norwegian Navy ships?

Now when a ship docks, they can scanthenavyin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bolerfour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2017
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Why do the Norwegian Armed Forces have bar-codes on the sides of their ships?

So when they get back home, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joelsopp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2017
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If a Norwegian robot analyzes a bird

It's scanned an avian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FookinGumby
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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My friend is part Norwegian....

I asked him if his family uses Norse code when they have to keep it down

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2014
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The Norwegian Monarch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXw9jGTdBy0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ahmahgad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2014
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jbizzlebev
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when the come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrClapCheeks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why do the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to Port, they can Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/regnilsemaj
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

So when they come back to port, they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tardtart
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the sides?

So when they come back to port they can... Scandinavian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmellBumWee
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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Why does the Norwegian navy have bar codes on their ships ?

So they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickodelplanche
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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Why does the Norwegian navy have barcodes on the side of their ships?

So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathan_nuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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