I love Norse puns
They're Frigg'n hilarious.
What does a Norse god do when they don’t want to attract attention?
They stay low key (Loki).
The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.
He kept things pretty low key.
Norse Mythology
Why does Odin use a spear against his enemies?
Because he ain't Gungnir'ing them.
I’ve secretly converted to Norse Paganism
Shhh...I’m trying to keep it Loki
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Most of my friends don't know that I'm actually a shape-shifting Norse god of mayhem and mischief.
What did the Norse god of thunder say after biting his tongue during an intense weight-lifting session?
How did the Norse god know when it was time to stop lifting weights?
What do you call it when a Norse god is scared of something?
Which Norse realm do the protecters of the anus go?
What do you call a motorcycle gang of bisexual norse monarchs?
What do you call the Norse god of the ocean?
What's a Norse god's favourite video game?
where do norse texans go when they die
I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it.
I guess you could say I'm low-key.
Norse gods and goddesses share juicy gossip often
and they've gotta keep it Loki.
What happened when the Norse God of Thunder dropped his hammer on his hand?
I really enjoy Norse Mythology, but I keep it to myself.
I prefer to keep things a bit Loki.
I wonder if the Norse people ever used the pulley system
Yes, they invented the elevathor
If I ever get invited to a Norse god masquerade party....
I’m going to be totally hyper. No way will I be Loki.
Where do Norse gods listen to music?
What do you call a dominating Norse god?
AuTHORitative.
This is loki hilarious.
I bought my dad a pair of socks depicting the Norse god from The Avengers...
He refuses to wear them in case they give him Thor feet.
Did you hear about the Norse god who went through a shrink ray?
He was a little Thor afterwards.
What do you call a Norse god with a lisp who worked out yesterday?
What it's really like to be a Norse God
At first it is fun and everybody is happy. But Loki, it's a lot of work and will end up being a Thor in the side.
What do you call a motorcycle gang made up of ancient bisexual norse monarchs?
I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't like to talk about it...
I guess you could say I'm low-key!
Have you heard of the Norse god of mischief? He doesn't like to talk about it, I guess you can say he's low key.
I'm the Norse god of mischief but I don't really like to talk about it.
I guess you could say I'm low-key.
What did the Norse god say to his trainer after a tough workout?
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