What do you call a Slavic man in a hurry?
A Russian...
What do you call it when a tiny Humpty Dumpty is saying derogatory things in a Slavic language?
Micro-egg-russian
What do you call a Slavic milestone?
A Czech-Point
My friend is from a Slavic country but I can't remember which one.
I'll have to Czech.
What do you call a Slavic governments accounting department?
Czechs and balances.
A bohemian man finishes his dinner in a Slavic restaurant.
Thr waiter comes by and the Bohemian says,"Czech please."
What does your GF say if you go to Slavic countries for Erasmus?
"Remember, no Russian."
Did you hear about the Slavic man who was in a hurry?
He was Russian.
