Scandinavian Puns

A fjord fusion.

Norvegan!

Edit: doesn't, not does. I'm a donkey

I wish I was never björn.

Holger was sawing wood in his backyard when he was approached by a salesman who said, “You know, you could be sawing twice as much wood if you got an electric saw.”

“Dat may be so,” said Holger, “but I don’t need twice as much wood.”

A Norwegi board

Snjört

A Scandinavian farmer discovered that brewing herbs and spices and mixing it with some sugar made for an excellent and healthy way to start the day.

He called it Svede tea

There would be No_way.

Harrison Fjord

I boastfully reply “I fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

Suede.

Because he had a Swede tooth

At the Finnish line

Their egg is a bit of a yjoke, to be honest

It was a big Finnish

I was like Norway, dude

turns out it was just a crisp kringle.

Apparently, when asked if they'd buy any of the renowned group's albums, a Swede wouldn't. But, a Norwegian would.

EDITED for geographical nomenclature.

"Bjørn is the king of Israel"

Because... Gneiss guise Finnish last

But there's Norway I could affjord it

I wish I had never been Bjorn!