Nordic Puns

A list of puns related to "Nordic"

The Nordic music store has a category just for Mortal Kombat.

Finnish Hymns

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Finland is offering foreign tech workers the chance to relocate to the Nordic country for 90 days to see if they want to make the move permanent.

If they don't, after the 90 days they will finnish being Finnish

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👤︎ u/akodo1
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What do you call a group of bisexual , bi cycle riding , hiking , Nordic emperors?

BIKINGS

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👤︎ u/Schrodingers_liar
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the Nordic man say to the waiter when he was done his meal?

Thanks, I’m Finnish.

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👤︎ u/JPHarrison007
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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What do you call a Nordic cyclist with a Filipino accent?

Biking.

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👤︎ u/STMIonReddit
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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A nordic deity question

Is Mjölnir a rethorical device?

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👤︎ u/minodumontii
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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What do you call a nordic person who never shows up on time?

A frosted flake

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👤︎ u/omegaswepon
📅︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did my Mortal Kombat obsessed friend visit a Nordic Church?

Finnish Hymns!

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👤︎ u/Upsidedownsquidhead
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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Seen at Nordic Heritage Museum

Seattle just opened a new Nordic Heritage Museum. I saw a guy in a TShirt that read:

“May the Norse be with you.”

He looked like he coulda been a dad...

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👤︎ u/seattledandy
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Where does the Nordic train race end?

At the Finnish line!

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👤︎ u/Yoyo805
📅︎ May 02 2017
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The Nordic countries are pooling their resources to improve renewable energy production.

Many Hans make light work.

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👤︎ u/rodney_skinner
📅︎ Nov 03 2015
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What do you call a bald nordic man?

a glossy Finnish

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👤︎ u/beethteeth
📅︎ Sep 08 2015
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How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

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👤︎ u/Tactical_Wolf
📅︎ May 12 2016
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How did 100% of shoppers at Ikea rate their experience?

Pretty Swede

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👤︎ u/MrBossMan007
📅︎ Aug 05 2016
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