If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?
European
What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?
Helsinki
I bet it felt great to finnish that!
Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
Heβll sink ye.
My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.
I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks βI wonder if sheβs from Swedenβ another friend says βmaybe Norway?β My final friend asks βdo you thinks sheβs Finnish?β
I boastfully reply βI fucking hope not sheβs only been on five minutesβ
Do you know why Finnish reindeer herders are always calm?
They're nomads.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
How do Finnish people brew their coffee?
They use a perkele-tor.
So, either they are Finnish or are Finished.
Did you hear about that finnish plane that was hijacked ? It disappeared into Finn Air.
What can't the Finnish man swim?
Because Helsinki
What do you call a dead Finnish man ?
I don't know, but I can tell that he's Finnished
If you think about it, every line in Finland is a Finnish line
What did the guy with a distant Finnish ancestor say?
I'm Finn...ish.
At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
I have a project I need to Finnish
That's why I'm Russian around
So my boss told me he was Finnish.
So then I asked him, "Finnished with what?"
I pressed add to story too early but it was supposed to say "Finnish Line" imgur.com/Bz9chXJ
If you're Russian when you go to the bathroom and you're Finnish when you come out, what were when you were in the bathroom
European
If you Russian going in the bathroom and your Finnish when you leave the bathroom. What are you when you in the Bathroom?
European
If your Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?
European
If your Russian going into the bathroom and Finnish coming out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?
European
If you're Russian to get to the bathroom, and youre Finnish when you leave, what are you when youre IN the bathroom?
European!
(Old gold) if youβre Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish after youβre done. What are you while youβre in the bathroom?
European
If you're Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you're leaving the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom?
European.
If you're Russian when you're going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're done, what are you while you're there?
European
If youβre Russian when youβre going into the toilet, and youβre Finnish when youβre going out, what are you while youβre in there?
European.
