If you are Russian when headed to the bathroom and Finnish when you come out, what are you when you are in the bathroom?

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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I should bring it to a Finnish soon.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?

Helsinki

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I bet it felt great to finnish that!
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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If you're Russian when you go to the bathroom and you're Finnish when you come out, what were when you were in the bathroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Cyberostrich_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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If you Russian going in the bathroom and your Finnish when you leave the bathroom. What are you when you in the Bathroom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ledfor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?

He’ll sink ye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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My friend decided to make a Finnish flag.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/why-doibother
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I was at a concert of which a Scandinavian woman was playing on stage, one of my friends turns to me and remarks β€œI wonder if she’s from Sweden” another friend says β€œmaybe Norway?” My final friend asks β€œdo you thinks she’s Finnish?”

I boastfully reply β€œI fucking hope not she’s only been on five minutes”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Suggs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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Do you know why Finnish reindeer herders are always calm?

They're nomads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sigurbodi91
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?

Helsinki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkyStar1991
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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How do Finnish people brew their coffee?

They use a perkele-tor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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So, either they are Finnish or are Finished.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lousy_Lawyer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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Did you hear about that finnish plane that was hijacked ? It disappeared into Finn Air.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironbagpiper
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What can't the Finnish man swim?

Because Helsinki

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stephlightyear
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you call a dead Finnish man ?

I don't know, but I can tell that he's Finnished

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrsuckdickman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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If you think about it, every line in Finland is a Finnish line
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustTheSillyOne
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2018
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If your Russian going into the bathroom and Finnish coming out of the bathroom what are you in the bathroom?

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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If you're Russian to get to the bathroom, and youre Finnish when you leave, what are you when youre IN the bathroom?

European!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ND1516
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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What did the guy with a distant Finnish ancestor say?

I'm Finn...ish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dad_hacker_maq
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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(Old gold) if you’re Russian when you go into the bathroom and Finnish after you’re done. What are you while you’re in the bathroom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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At the Olympic 100 meter dash, they had no tape for the end, so a bunch of people from Finland volunteered to stand at the end in place of the tape. It was a Finnish line.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSuspicious_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2017
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If you're Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you're leaving the bathroom, then what are you in the bathroom?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/erikdane52
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2017
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I have a project I need to Finnish

That's why I'm Russian around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Continuum_Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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If you're Russian when you're going to the bathroom, and Finnish when you're done, what are you while you're there?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2017
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If you’re Russian when you’re going into the toilet, and you’re Finnish when you’re going out, what are you while you’re in there?

European.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LemStefani
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2018
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So my boss told me he was Finnish.

So then I asked him, "Finnished with what?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BearZeBubus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2015
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I pressed add to story too early but it was supposed to say "Finnish Line" imgur.com/Bz9chXJ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadyCactus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2016
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If your Russian to the bathroom and Finnish when you leave the bathroom, what are you in the bathroom?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brownlegend
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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