A list of puns related to "Dutch"
No one likes clever clogs!
Because it's always clogging
They're building a Hamsterdam.
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
Because they Netherland!
Wooden shoe, like two, no?
A damselfly is called a waterjuffer. Juf in dutch means teacher and damselfly are by water. So is that the reason that fish live in schools?
Eet's a gouda show!
...because everyone has clogs.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
English fish: "Hi!"
Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"
(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")
Wooden shoe like to know.
But they're all Dutch to me.
Dad: "Well obviously, I want to keep my euros too."