Never ever get on a plane if the pilot is Dutch...
He'll take off and Netherland.
What do Dutch cheeses say when they see each other?
Gouda you do!
Why are Dutch so good with compromises?
They don't have any hills to die on.
What's The Name Of The Dutch Transport Minister?
Laurie Van Truk
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
My toilet must be dutch...
Because it's always clogging
My Dutch guinea pigs want to become beavers.
They're building a Hamsterdam.
How do Dutch doctors prescribe medications?
In windmilligrams
How is Rick & Morty like an exhibition for a popular Dutch cheese?
Eet's a gouda show!
Why can’t the Dutch be pilots?
Because they Netherland!
I met a Dutch guy with inflatable shoes the other day and arranged to have dinner with him
Unfortunately he popped his clogs
In our language (dutch)
A damselfly is called a waterjuffer. Juf in dutch means teacher and damselfly are by water. So is that the reason that fish live in schools?
What was that Dutch girl wearing?
Wooden shoe, like two, no?
How many ''RAGE'' puns can a Dutch idiot make in one video... youtu.be/tTWDYq2aI6g
Dutch engineers are known for their windmills, ovens, and rudders, but not their plumbing...
...because everyone has clogs.
The Dutch: Wooden Shoes, Wooden Listen, Wooden Pay.
I was seeing a Dutch girl once who had an obsession with inflatable shoes.
It was going really well until she popped her clogs.
Dutch sauce is good while on the road, but...
There's no place like home for the hollandaise.
[English/Dutch Bilingual Pun] Two fish meet in the ocean, one speaking English and the other speaking Dutch.
English fish: "Hi!"
Dutch fish: "WAAR?!"
(Edit: It also works with German. "WO?!")
My Dad: If you're French when you're outside and Dutch in the hallway, what are you when you're in the bathroom?
European.
What's an invisable, cool guy In traditional Dutch shoes?
inclogneato
How much do Dutch clogs cost?
Wooden shoe like to know.
I speak English and every language other than Dutch...
But they're all Dutch to me.
What do Dutch baby boomers eat for breakfast?
Holland oats
