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Here, have a spanish pun
-sabe inglΓ©s?
-si
-como se dice βun zapatoβ en inglΓ©s?
-a shoe
-salud
-gracias
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︎ Dec 07 2014
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I like to say mucho when iβm talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
So thereβs this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that heβd vanish on the count of three. βUnoβ βDosβ
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
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︎ May 26 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Spanish Inn Physician
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︎ Oct 05 2020
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
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︎ Nov 14 2020
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
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︎ Aug 22 2020
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
Do you speak Spanish?
A) No
B) A little
C) SeΓ±or
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︎ May 05 2020
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
You heard about the Spanish woman that is now a man?
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︎ Sep 26 2020
Hereβs a Spanish joke: Did you hear that Mexicans created a machine that dispenses fish?
They call it a pez dispenser
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︎ Sep 25 2020
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything
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︎ Aug 05 2020
What do Spanish phantoms say when they like something?
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︎ Aug 01 2020
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?
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︎ Sep 10 2020
This one is in spanish, but Iβll translate also!!
ΒΏQuΓ© dijo la gallina de un lado del camino a la gallina del otro lado del camino?
βΒ‘PAβCA! Β‘PAβCA!β
English:
What did the chicken on one side of the road say to the chicken on the other side of the road?
βOver here! Over here!β
(βPaβcaβ means βover hereβ in colloquial Spanish)
(Iβm of Cuban descent for reference)
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︎ Sep 13 2020
Iβm writing a Spanish song about how I dance more than anyone.
I call it βBailamostβ.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
Recently, i started learning Spanish
But i can't hola long conversation
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I asked my buddy if he wanted to know what the word βtheβ was in Spanish. He expressed his disinterest and I responded with...
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︎ Aug 26 2020
My four-year old nephew is trying to learn Spanish, but he can't even say "Please"β¦
β¦ And I think that's poor for four.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Did you hear about the famous Spanish streaker?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My friend learned Spanish by jotting sentences repeatedly...
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︎ Aug 03 2020
So I asked my Spanish friend if he knew where fish lived.
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︎ Aug 03 2020
My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still canβt say βpleaseβ
I think thatβs poor for four
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︎ Dec 19 2020
My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still canβt say the word please.
Which i think is poor for four
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My Spanish friends little boy still can't say please....
And I think it's poor for four.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
My four year old has been learning Spanish and still canβt say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
I like to say mucho to my Spanish speaker friends.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that he would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos..." POOF!!
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
My 4 year old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
During the quarantine, my 4 year old has been learning Spanish. Yet, he still canβt say please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
My neighbour's 4-year-old has been learning Spanish since lockdown.
He still can't say "please" though, which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Did you know? 'para' is Spanish for
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I like to use the word mucho around my Spanish friends....
because I know it means a lot to them
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︎ Jun 19 2020
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