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Here, have a spanish pun
-sabe inglΓ©s?
-si
-como se dice βun zapatoβ en inglΓ©s?
-a shoe
-salud
-gracias
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︎ Dec 07 2014
Iβve started saying mucho to my Spanish speaking friends.
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︎ Apr 10 2021
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear.
He said, βUno, dos...β Then disappeared without a tres.
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︎ May 22 2021
I say βMuchoβ to every Spanish person I meet...
Apparently it means a lot to them.
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Spanish CETME battle rifles are notorious for combusting into flames
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︎ May 31 2021
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese
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︎ Apr 27 2021
What did Spanish freshman guy said to the final year girl?
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︎ May 27 2021
For all y'all Spanish speakers: QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado?
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︎ May 26 2021
I'm in intimate relationships with several Spanish women.
I put the "amor" in "polyamory".
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︎ Apr 29 2021
I've invented a car that uses cheese made from Spanish sheeps milk as fuel
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︎ May 26 2021
If people who speak Spanish and English are said to speak Spainglish.
Do people who speak Spanish and German speaking Sperman?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I always make sure to say βMuchoβ when around my Spanish speaking friends.
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︎ Apr 20 2021
What do you call a Spanish donkey with no legs??
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︎ May 05 2021
Two guys are having a conversation about their friends who speak Spanish.
The first guy says, βI like to say βmuchoβ to my Spanish friends as much as I can.β
The second guy asks, βWhy would you say that?β
The first guy replies, β Because I know it means a lot to them.β
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I finally found a genie in a bottle! So I asked if it would be possible to change French positives to Spanish...
He replied, "oui shall sΓ."
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︎ Mar 05 2021
The second COVID vaccine causes a speech disorder in Spanish speakers
They keep asking for dose dos
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︎ Mar 28 2021
Hereβs a joke in Spanish:
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︎ Feb 19 2021
My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.
which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
A joke for the Spanish speakers out there: ΒΏCuΓ‘ntos estrellas estΓ‘n en el cielo?
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︎ Nov 26 2020
Spanish Inn Physician
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︎ Oct 05 2020
So thereβs this Spanish magician. His main trick was performing a spectacular vanishing act. He said that heβd vanish on the count of three. βUnoβ βDosβ
And then he vanished, without a tres.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do you call an elderly Spanish man?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
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︎ Aug 22 2020
My boss brought bagels for breakfast and asked me which one I wanted. I said "give me one of the Spanish bagels". He responded " One of the Spanish Bagels?"
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︎ Nov 14 2020
When you're at the urinals, it doesn't matter of you're French, German, Spanish or Swedish
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Did you hear about the watchmaker who is half Spanish and half Irish?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
Do you speak Spanish?
A) No
B) A little
C) SeΓ±or
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︎ May 05 2020
I try to use the word mucho as much as I can around my Spanish-speaking friends.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Fun fact: The Korean Hyundai Elantra has a Spanish name...
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︎ Dec 11 2020
What is the call of a Spanish speaking owl?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
What do you call a sneezing big foot in Spanish?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What do Spanish speaking people prefer to travel in groups of 2 or 4?
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︎ Oct 19 2020
βIs this the Spanish word for βnapβ?β She asked, pointing to a word on the page.
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︎ May 02 2020
I asked my Spanish girlfriend to make a to-do list
so she wrote down everything
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Whats a good Spanish sports channel?
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︎ Sep 29 2020
What was Michael Jackson's favorite Spanish food?
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︎ Oct 02 2020
What do you call four Spanish guys in a capsized boat?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
A Spanish magician told everyone he would disappear
He said, βUno, dos...β Then disappeared without a tres.
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︎ May 07 2021
I say Mucho to all my Spanish friends.
Because it means a lot to them.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ to my Spanish friend a lot more often lately
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︎ May 26 2020
My 4 year old son has been learning spanish all year and he still canβt say the word please.
Which i think is poor for four
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︎ Sep 15 2020
My four year old has been learning Spanish for a year, and he still canβt say βpleaseβ
I think thatβs poor for four
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I like to say mucho when iβm talking to my Spanish speaking friends.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
My four year old has been learning Spanish and still canβt say the word please.
Which I think is poor for four.
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︎ Oct 23 2020
My Spanish friends little boy still can't say please....
And I think it's poor for four.
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︎ Nov 25 2020
A Spanish-speaking magician announced that would disappear on the count of three. "Uno...dos...." POOF!
He disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I like to say mucho to my Spanish speaker friends.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
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