All my hispanic friends love it when I say βmucho.β
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What do you need to become an Hispanic magician?
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin sons?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I've noticed I have been saying "mucho" more when speaking with my Hispanic friends...
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︎ Aug 08 2020
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
My Hispanic friend is a fireman and he named his 2 sons JosΓ© and...
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︎ Sep 22 2020
I once went to a Hispanic restaurant that specialized in various exotic cheeses. I asked what was on the menu.
ββKay, so...β the waiter started
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︎ Sep 17 2020
The local diner charges Hispanic men less than everyone else.
They call it the seΓ±or citizensβ discount.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Hispanic attacks
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︎ Oct 30 2019
Men are important in Hispanic countries
Because without them, there would only be panic.
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︎ Nov 12 2019
What do you say to a Hispanic father around Christmas who wears polartec and served in the military?
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Did you hear about the new sitcom reboot with an all Hispanic cast?
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︎ Jul 16 2019
My hispanic fireman friend had twin boys.
He named one Jose and the other Hose B.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
What do you call a Hispanic with a rubber toe?
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︎ Jul 19 2018
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?
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︎ Jun 16 2019
A Hispanic magicians walks up and says that he's going to perform a magic trick he then shouts "Uno Dos" and then disappears without a tres
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︎ Apr 14 2018
What do you call four hispanic people in a leaky boat?
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︎ Oct 14 2018
Why didn't the polite Hispanic like his bland food?
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︎ Feb 11 2019
In case of home invasion, a spaniard hides in hispanic room.
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︎ Mar 02 2015
What's the difference between guacamole and a Hispanic attorney?
One is made of avocado, and the other is an abogado.
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︎ Apr 29 2018
A hispanic magician tells his audience he will vanish on the count of three...
...he counts, "uno, dos," then disappears without a tres.
Saw this somewhere online, thought it belonged here.
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︎ Apr 29 2016
I met a Hispanic guy who was short on candy
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︎ Dec 30 2017
My neighbor told me she's really into Hispanic guys
She just wants some Juan to love
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︎ Dec 01 2017
I heard that they are making a Star Wars movie with an Hispanic cast.
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︎ Jan 23 2017
I have a Hispanic coworker named Marco who works in the kitchen.
Today the chef asked him to prepare an order of chicken, so he said, "Marco, pollo."
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︎ Dec 12 2014
What did the Hispanic fire chief names his two sons?
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︎ Aug 01 2015
Did you hear about the Hispanic comedians that copied each other?
They're Juan and the same.
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︎ Jun 19 2016
Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?
"Llave Maria"
(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)
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︎ Dec 04 2013
What do you call a Hispanic body-builder?
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︎ Jul 09 2013
Cracked a hispanic/maritime dadjoke at work that nobody appreciated
If I ever bought a boat, I would call it the "S.S. Un Boat Boat"
(tumbleweed)
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That's the thing about being Hispanic...
Hispanic family. Tonight at dinner we had beans and I accidentally spilled some on my pants. I tried to clean it off and ended up just making it a lot worse. Then my dad turns to me and says, "That's the thing about being Hispanic, you're clothes take a beaning."
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︎ Dec 15 2014
I try to say "mucho" when I'm around my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I've being saying "mucho" more often while talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
I've been saying "mucho" more often while talking to my hispanic friends
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︎ Aug 15 2019
I've recently been saying 'mucho' to my hispanic friends
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︎ Sep 06 2019
I've been saying "mucho" when talking with my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 27 2019
Iβve been saying saying Mucho more often to my Hispanic friends recently
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︎ Oct 28 2019
I've been saying mucho more often when talking to my Hispanic friends.
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︎ Nov 08 2019
Iβve been saying βmuchoβ more often while talking to my hispanic friends.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Whenever I'm around Hispanic people i only say "mucho"
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︎ Aug 12 2019
What do you call an inquisitive Hispanic rodent?
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