What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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I’ve been saying β€œmucho” to my Latino friends more lately

It means a lot to them.

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why did the latino man go to the therapist?

to talk about hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pow22
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I've been saying "mucho" around my Latino friends more often

I think it means a lot to them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
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What kind of magic trick does a latino magician perform with his feet

TOSTADA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?

'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oposada
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Did you hear about the Latino boy whose father works happily on a military vessel?

He has a feliz navy dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notBjoern
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What do you say to a happy latino father from the planet Pandora?

Feliz Na'avi dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oliludeea
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2018
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My school assignments are like latino gangs

They're all just essays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AgniloOfAstora19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2016
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What do you call a Latino midget?

Paragraph...too short to be an ese

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πŸ‘€︎ u/burny60
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What do you call a Latino strolling down the street?

Joaquin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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Oops
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πŸ‘€︎ u/We_r_Ven0m
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en espaΓ±ol (PerdΓ³n por errores gramaticales)

QuΓ© comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revoluciΓ³n? Libre!

QuΓ© es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digΓ‘is mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankOfTheEndless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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My coworker got a good one in last night

The the kitchen I work in, two of the cooks normally have the local Latino top 40 station on the radio. Last night, a bachata song was playing on the radio, when one of my coworkers asked one of the cooks, Omar, about it. I noticed he had a huge grin on his face. I knew something was up.

Coworker: "Hey Omar, what is this stuff on the radio?"

Omar: "It's bachata, te gustas? [do you like it?]"

Coworker: "Oh yeah guey, I love horchata."

Omar then gives my coworker the much needed groan, while I laugh my ass off.

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