What do you call a Latino body builder that’s out of protein?

No whey Jose!!

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👤︎ u/salex16
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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I’ve been saying “mucho” to my Latino friends more lately

It means a lot to them.

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why did the latino man go to the therapist?

to talk about hispanic attacks.

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👤︎ u/pow22
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What do you call a Latino in Asia?

Thai-Juan

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👤︎ u/DumelDuma
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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I've been saying "mucho" around my Latino friends more often

I think it means a lot to them

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Aug 21 2019
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What kind of magic trick does a latino magician perform with his feet

TOSTADA

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Why do Latinos cross the border two at a time?

'Cause they see a sign that reads, No Tres Passing.

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👤︎ u/oposada
📅︎ Jun 16 2018
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What do you say to a happy latino father from the planet Pandora?

Feliz Na'avi dad!

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👤︎ u/Oliludeea
📅︎ Aug 11 2018
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Did you hear about the Latino boy whose father works happily on a military vessel?

He has a feliz navy dad.

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👤︎ u/notBjoern
📅︎ Dec 24 2015
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What do you call a Latino midget?

Paragraph...too short to be an ese

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👤︎ u/burny60
📅︎ Jun 06 2018
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My school assignments are like latino gangs

They're all just essays

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What do you call a Latino strolling down the street?

Joaquin

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👤︎ u/PaxPaw
📅︎ Sep 27 2017
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Oops
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👤︎ u/We_r_Ven0m
📅︎ Mar 18 2020
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Studying Spanish and these are the puns I've come up with so far.

English and Spanish.

The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.

Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals

What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!

Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.

Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)

Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate

Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura

Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!

Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce

Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.

Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.

Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!

Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!

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My coworker got a good one in last night

The the kitchen I work in, two of the cooks normally have the local Latino top 40 station on the radio. Last night, a bachata song was playing on the radio, when one of my coworkers asked one of the cooks, Omar, about it. I noticed he had a huge grin on his face. I knew something was up.

Coworker: "Hey Omar, what is this stuff on the radio?"

Omar: "It's bachata, te gustas? [do you like it?]"

Coworker: "Oh yeah guey, I love horchata."

Omar then gives my coworker the much needed groan, while I laugh my ass off.

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👤︎ u/Etrex
📅︎ Nov 23 2014
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