Puerto Rico Puns

A list of puns related to "Puerto Rico"

If DC, Puerto Rico, and Guam became states, the US would be truly indivisible

Since 53 states is a prime number

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👤︎ u/wastingvaluelesstime
📅︎ Jan 09 2021
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I'm vacationing in a part of Puerto Rico know for violent crime, so I borrowed some of my friend's xanax.

He told me it's great at preventing Hispanic attacks.

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👤︎ u/tyroneshoelaces121
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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In Jamaica they sell apple pie for $2.50, chicken pot pie for $3.50 and pecan for $4.00 Puerto Rico they sell Boston cream pie for $4.00, chocolate cream pie for $3.00 and blueberry pie for 3.50. In the Dominican they sell chicken pot pie for $4.00, apple pie $3.50, and blueberry for $5.00.

And those my friends are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/whoathunderroad
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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One nation, indivisible....
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👤︎ u/bananacatguy
📅︎ Apr 02 2017
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Need a name for a pig with Mexican influence that's a pun. Can anyone lend a hand?
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👤︎ u/neozan
📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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Whelp... don't know what I expected

Reading a TIL post to a group while chatting after dinner "there are more Puerto Ricans in the USA than there are in Puerto Rico" Dad says "it's the same with Ireland" Me "what more Irish in the US than---" Dad "yea than there are in Puerto Rico" God dammit...

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👤︎ u/iBlood101
📅︎ Oct 26 2015
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Got my housemate today.

My housemate was talking about her upcoming trip to Puerto Rico and saying that she had to transfer flights in San Juan.

"But why would you continue after San Juan?"

"What do you mean?"

"You know what they say, when you've San Juan, you've seen 'em all!" Chuckles to self for the next five minutes

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👤︎ u/rocknrollnerd3
📅︎ Sep 25 2014
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A political dad joke

So I'm visiting Puerto Rico with my family (dad, mom, sister and I). One of the main attractions in San Juan is the Capitol building. After walking around for a while, I had to go to the bathroom. This is the exchange that ensued:

Me: Have you seen any bathrooms nearby?

Dad: Nope, no bathrooms around here.

Me: Ummm, why not?

Dad: Because all politicians are full of shit!

Groans were had all around

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👤︎ u/DonJu4n
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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