20 Hilarious Cuba Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ May 02 2020

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My girlfriend used to work at an American prison in Cuba.

Shes my Guantanamo Bae.

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👤︎ u/kurofresh

📅︎ Apr 16 2020

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if a man from Cuba marries a lady from Iceland, and they have kids...

...would they be considered ice cubes?

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👤︎ u/mellon_coliee

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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A slice of apple pie costs $3.50 in Jamaica. But costs $3.00 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/uthman11

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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My wife and I went on a trip to Cuba to stay at a few different places. By the end of week 2, we were walking barefoot across a beach, nearly dying of thirst and exhausted. We were wondering if we'd make it home, until I spotted a server holding some drinks. We sprinted towards her and drank both.

It was out last resort.

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👤︎ u/KingSulley

📅︎ Aug 23 2019

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My theory as to why USA and Cuba had their dispute was because of oil. Evidence you say. I just found Fidels Castrol

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👤︎ u/Roso_124588

📅︎ Jan 30 2019

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Did you know that you can get a slice of lemon pie in Cuba for $1.50, but in Jamaica you can get key lime pie for $1.00?

Those are the pie rates of the Carribean.

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👤︎ u/fatandsalt

📅︎ Aug 04 2018

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What do you call a giant Jewish lizard from Cuba?

Havana gila monster

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👤︎ u/abecedorkian

📅︎ Feb 16 2019

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What are you if your dad is from iceland and your mom is from cuba

Icecube

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👤︎ u/Sabrinablasphemy

📅︎ Jan 09 2019

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Ahoy mateys, there's Fool's Gold in Cuba, Trinidad and Jamaica.

Arr, they be the Pyrites of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/Bigfoothobbit

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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If we start importing sugar from Cuba. How many sugar Cubas do I need for my tea?

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👤︎ u/lucidus_somniorum

📅︎ Mar 09 2017

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Me: Hey, Dad, got any countries to eat?

Dad: Sure son, what would you like? Me: I’m Hungary for some Turkey Greece Dad: Oman, I’m all out of that, would you like some Cuba de Chad? Me: Yemen!

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👤︎ u/CakeRedditor

📅︎ Nov 10 2019

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My Grand Pa tells the worst jokes but this is his best.

Grand Pa: What does Mr. Potato Head and Cuba have in common?

Me:expecting the worstWhat's that.....

Grand Pa: They both have a dictator.

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👤︎ u/WarlockRock11

📅︎ Jan 06 2016

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What is the only Caribbean country to exist in Minecraft

Cuba (I am so sorry this has been in my head for days and it’s so bad)

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👤︎ u/mangobooyu

📅︎ Jun 22 2019

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If the earth was really flat

Would Cuba then be called "Squar-a"?

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👤︎ u/2pointoh_

📅︎ Mar 26 2019

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Where do squares go on vacation?

Cuba

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👤︎ u/troublehouse

📅︎ Jan 20 2019

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Am I tan?

My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."

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👤︎ u/danhap

📅︎ Mar 11 2015

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Yesterday, i was Hungary...

So Iran to the fridge to Pakistan-wich. Unfortunately the Turkey had too much Greece and it ruined my fine China. i gave up on the sandwich because it was Kabul shit and i instead ate a Cuba sugar to Sweden my disposition. i still cant make a proper sandwich, Israeli hard.

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👤︎ u/SlenderDovakiin123

📅︎ Sep 26 2013

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Felt so proud of myself last night

SO: Oh, my mom emailed me. She got into Cuba yesterday.

Me: Yeah? She Havana good time?

SO: ... Y u do dis

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👤︎ u/internettiquette

📅︎ Nov 20 2015

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In Cuba, a slice of pie costs $2.50. In the Bahamas, a slice of pie costs $3.

I guess you could say those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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👤︎ u/NickWilde992

📅︎ Dec 04 2018

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