Why are Pyongyang, Beijing, Hanoi, Havana and Vienciana just regular cities?

Because communist countries don't have capitals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glamatovic
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They just china have pun.
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Where is the best place to get vans?

Havana

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What do you call a giant Jewish lizard from Cuba?

Havana gila monster

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Extreme Pun Combo

Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because I’m Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain can’t think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize it’s time to put an end to these puns because I’m Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. I’m Sudan with puns now.

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Felt so proud of myself last night

SO: Oh, my mom emailed me. She got into Cuba yesterday.

Me: Yeah? She Havana good time?

SO: ... Y u do dis

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