Because communist countries don't have capitals
Havana
Havana gila monster
Don't wanna be Obama self. I'm just China to make you happy. Yes, my pun Israel. Norway I'm lying, Syria stuff. You guys Ghana have to Czech these puns. Okay, I think I will Finnish now. I think Alaska guy to help me out because Iโm Havana hard time. You have no India how long it took me to make these puns, but I hope they'll help Sweden your day because I Canada think of one anymore. Oman, I think Iran out of ideas Irish I can think of Samoa. I think my Bahrain canโt think of one anymore but Taiwan this to continue. I want Tibet that there are better things to do now. I Belize itโs time to put an end to these puns because Iโm Oslo getting Bordeaux this. African hate these puns I want Togo because I Amsterdam tired. Iโm Sudan with puns now.
SO: Oh, my mom emailed me. She got into Cuba yesterday.
Me: Yeah? She Havana good time?
SO: ... Y u do dis
