Imagine Americans switched from Pound to Kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
An American, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German where all attending a Zoom meeting. The Supervisor asked “can you see me ok?”
To which they answered “yes” “oui” “si” “ja”.
what do you call an american bee?
Ancient South American owls always worked together secretly.
american schools are some of the only places you can have first hand experiences with Quadrilaterals and quad-collaterals
A very patriotic friend who I thought loved everything American just told me he preferred Eurpoean spellings
He's finally shown me his true colours.
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
An anthropologist was cataloging south american folk remedies with the assistance a local tribal elder who indicated the leaves of a particular fern were the best cure for constipation. The anthropologist had doubts.
But the elder insisted "with fronds like these, you don't need enemas."
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
What’s the difference between a computer and an American?
The American doesn’t have any troubleshooting
an American IT specialist was beaten even though he had a gun with him
Who goes on adventures with Lara Croft but is also pretty good at American Football?
Why did the American pass out in a Canadian bar?
He saw an ad that read "Drink Canada Dry", so he thought he would give it a try.
This is what being American is all about. Second Amendment Lights.
Camomile is a drink for Americans
Camokilometer is the preferred choice in England
An American man went to Germany for a vacation.
As he arrived, he decided to go fishing, so he did. But tragedy struck and his boat hit a rock, making a hole. The man, as anyone would do, called the coast guard and yelled "IM SINKING IM SINKING!"
the German Coast Guard casually replied, "what are you sinking about?"
As an American, it's disappointing that so few people wear vests
Especially since our founding fathers made it a point to guarantee us the right to bare arms
An American is working out
“This workout is intense!” He huffs to his friend. “My heart is pounding!”
“Huh?” Says the friend.
“Oh, sorry, I forgot you’re European. My heart is ‘kilogramming’.” He replies.
What do you call second thoughts about plans to visit a Native American sanctuary?
A reservation reservation reservation
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
American geologists found the largest deposits of oil.
And some unknown Arab country above it.
Due to freezing conditions in New York, the mens American Naturist Society....
.....has seen the size of their members shrink dramatically.
What is something witches can say about themselves that most americans can not?
What do you call an American living in Russia during the winter?
Why was the Native American bartender fired?
He kept charging $24 for a Manhattan
Did you know that Americans eat more bananas than monkeys every year?
Which makes sense, because I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What do you call an american car that crashed into a body of water?
A Fjord fusion!
I'll see my way out
When the American president found out that he was sexually attracted to both men and women, what did he say?
Why won’t Americans switch from pounds to kilos?
It would cause mass confusion
My wife is kicking me out because she's fed up with my South American animal puns...
'OK,' I said, 'Alpaca my bags.'
We Tried Getting Americans to Start Measuring Weight in Kilograms Instead of Pounds
But they were very cagey about it.
American president
Why is the new President so old?
Hes been Biden his time
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
Why don't Americans like knock knock jokes?
A new car has been launched for American cowboys...
Most people consider the Battle of Gettysburg the turning point of the American Civil War
For the Confederacy, it all went South from there
What is the only American State that has ever been married?
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
The Cuban main violinist's string snapped during a performance. Luckily, he got offered another violin by his American friend.
That day, another Fiddle Catastrophe was prevented.
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