A list of puns related to "White Americans"
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Yesterday a lady was wondering what type of cheese she should put on her sub so I recommended the Swiss cheese because, as I put it, "The Swiss cheese is always really neutral".
The worst part is she didn't even laugh.
Ordered a cafe mocha at a ghetto McDs. African American "Barrista" asks me "you want the chocolate drizzle?"
I replied: "drizzle my nizzle" in the most white snoop dogg voice i could muster.
Barrista laughed. Daughter shrank. I then held my head high for the rest of the day. F'n proud was I.
Dad - "These burgers have gouda cheese on them, and those have white American on them."
Me - "These burgers are gouda, but THOSE burgers are bedda"
I got to match all of the socks with my wife watching last night, because she hates that job with a passion.
Wife: And that's why I like colored socks. The matches are easy to see.
Me: I think they prefer the term African American socks.
Wife: I am going to stab you in your sleep. You are an idiot.
Me: I know
Wife: When you are done with the white socks, help me with the kids colored socks.
Me: I told you they prefer the term African American socks.
Wife: Why did I marry you?
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