A list of puns related to "Texan"
The teamβs power ranking will only get lower.
He ALAMO'st forgot.
Howdy
Nothing. They both suck. (OC)
HAudi
Bartender to the the Texan: That will be $5
Bartender to the Mexican: That will be $3
The Texan, upset, asks why the same beer cost less for the Mexican
The Bartender replies, "SeΓ±or Discount"
Y'allhalla
I said "about 500".
Texan said: "I can get in my truck and drive all day and never get off my property!"
I said:"yeah, I had a truck like that."
They remember the a la mode
Yβallah
They suffer with drawl
Net-teller'.
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Texan cat...... Meowdy...
It was over 30 years ago and they were both in the army.
Dad: "So, where are you from?"
Mom: "I'm from Maine."
Dad: "I'm from Maine, too!"
Mom: "No way! Which part?"
Dad: "Main part of Texas."
She always jokes that she should have walked away at that moment. :-)
It was oil , sex and toil on Texan soil.
Texan Pan-Handel.
So the Houston Texans and Dallas Cowboys game was on, and a player got called for holding. When they zoomed in on the guy, his name was Clutts.
So my dad just yells "You wanna know why he was holding?"
"Its because he was a clutz!"
I walked out of my house after that.
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