10 Hilarious Dayton Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

So we're watching the Dayton/Ohio St. basketball game..

The announcer: "The men in White are Ohio State, and the men in Red are Dayton."

My dad: "Are we sure they're Dayton, or are they just Talkin'?"

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👤︎ u/cdsparks

📅︎ Mar 20 2014

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What is between Dayton and Marion, Ohio?

Engagement.

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👤︎ u/Hector_Ceromus

📅︎ Nov 03 2014

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Has anyone been to Engagement, Ohio ?

It's a little place between Dayton and Marion.

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👤︎ u/XIIXOO

📅︎ Sep 28 2020

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Did you hear about the new town Engagement Ohio?

It’s going right in between Dayton and Marion.

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👤︎ u/StillNotShot

📅︎ Mar 19 2018

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Was telling Dad about my engaged friend's options for medical school rotations

Me: Yeah, so he was telling me he might go to Columbus. He was also thinking about Dayton.

Dad: But he's engaged!

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👤︎ u/lancex

📅︎ Dec 24 2013

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Have you ever been to Engagement, Ohio?

It’s halfway between Dayton and Marion.

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👤︎ u/5illy_billy

📅︎ Oct 04 2020

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Do you know where Engagement, Ohio is?

It's between Dayton and Marion, Ohio!

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👤︎ u/One_Day_Dead

📅︎ Jul 16 2019

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Do you know where Engagement Ohio is?

Between Dayton and Marion.

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👤︎ u/MrBojingles1989

📅︎ May 17 2019

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Do you know where Engagement, Ohio is?

It’s between Dayton and Marion, Ohio!

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👤︎ u/unknownpker106

📅︎ Jul 11 2018

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Do you know where Engagement, Ohio is?

It’s right between Dayton and Marion!

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👤︎ u/kubricks_cube

📅︎ Apr 06 2018

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