Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
What did the astronaut put on his sandwich?
Launch meat!! (Courtesy of my 10 year old daughter)
Which is the astronaut's favorite key on the keyboard?
Dad told me I should be an astronaut...
apparently I have been taking up space for years.
Dud you know Astronauts said steaks are better in space?
All the astronauts I've met are so bad at returning phone calls.
It's like they've fallen off the face of the earth.
I could've been an astronaut
But my parents told me the sky's the limit
I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
What is an astronaut's favorite candy bar?
How does an astronaut quiet a crying baby?
I once met an astronaut who was claustrophobic..
Turns out he just needed a little space.
Why were the astronauts quiet ?
2 Astronauts landed on the Sun
Astronaut 1 : ItssofuckinghotcanIgetabeeraroundhere?
Astronaut 2 : Thereisnospacebar.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
As a child, I wanted to be an astronaut but my parents didn't allow it.
They said the sky is the limit.
My father told me about an astronaut who suffocated because he left a vacuum upside down in an airlock
Father: What a horrible way to Dyson
Joke sucked, I know
I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?
Do you know what is the favorite key of the astronauts?
What do astronauts use to stay warm?
Why do astronauts wear spacesuits?
Because they perform better under pressure.
My dads astronaut friend ate pizza in space
He said it was out of this world.
I don't know if this is repost or not. If so, I am sorry
First-timer as an astronaut here...
why was I told to "wait less" when I asked how we were floating?
Why do all kids want to be an astronaut?
Because there is no pressure
How do you put a baby astronaut to sleep?
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
How do astronauts prepare for a birthday party
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
Why did the carnivore become an astronaut?
What do you say to an astronaut looking for a car park
There's a spaceman .............
What are Astronauts doing when they do a mistake?
Finally became an astronaut
It was totally out of this world
Where do astronauts hang out?
What is an astronauts favourite type of shirt?
Poor dude must be spaced out.
One astronaut says to another “I can’t find any milk for my coffee”
The other astronaut replies “In space no one can, here use cream”
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because they can't open windows
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can’t open Windows in space.
Why do astronauts use linux?
Because you can't open windows in space.
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just needed a little space
What do you do when your friend is a claustrophobic astronaut?
You give him a little space.
How do astronaut parents soothe their baby to sleep?
Astronaut 1: I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space, no one can. Here, use cream.
Astronaut 1: Hey, I can’t find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: In space no one can. Here, use cream.
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
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