Astronaut 1: hey I can't find any milk for my coffee.
Astronaut 2: in space, no one can. Here, use cream.
what do astronauts carry their lunch in?
How do astronauts have a Party?
Why do astronauts use Linux?
You can't open Windows in space
My girlfriend left me to become an astronaut.
She said she needed space.
What is an astronaut favourite part of the keyboard ⌨️ ?
Why couldn't the astronaut land on the moon?
How do astronauts make sure their mission goes smoothly?
Where do astronauts hang out?
What do astronauts do when they get horny?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Did ya hear about the claustrophobic Astronaut?
He just needed some space, Mate
Have you ever wondered how astronauts throw such great parties?
'Cause they take their time to planet.
What do you give a cold Astronaut?
My friend wanted an astronaut themed party
Didn't really work out since he didn't planet
How do you get an astronaut's baby to sleep?
Why was the astronaut NASA's favorite?
All of his reports were double-spaced.
Why didn't the astronaut talk to his favorite celebrity?
Whenever he tried, he was starstruck!
Why did the astronauts get sent back to Earth?
Because they were being astronaughty
Why did the Astronaut leave his wife?
Because he needed some Space.
Astronaut
Would a crazy astronaut on the moon be a lunatic?
What does a astronaut do once he gets married
What's an astronaut's favorite part of a computer?
What’s an astronauts favorite drink?
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
Why was the astronaut given such a warm welcome upon his return?
What do astronauts use to keep warm?
Where did the introverted astronaut go to?
What is an astronauts favorite time of the day?
Why did the Asian astronaut have trouble walking when he got back to Earth?
How does an astronaut say sorry?
Why did the astronaut throw away his vegetarian burger?
He wanted something meteor
How do you stop a baby astronaut from crying?
Where do astronaut keyboards go for a drink?
The first dog in space died of stress.
Was that because of all the vacuums up there?
What do you call an astronaut who is very tired?
What do you call a fat astronaut?
What's an astronaut's favourite part on a keyboard?
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
Where do vegetable astronauts use the bathroom?
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because they can't open windows
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
He just wanted a bit more space
Why do astronauts use linux?
because you can't open windows in space.
What do astronauts use to keep warm?
Where does an astronaut go for a drink?
How do you make a baby astronaut stop crying ?
What is an astronaut’s favorite part on a computer?
How do you stop an astronaut baby from crying?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut
He just needed a little space
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