What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What is sun tzuβs cookbook called?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
My 6yo girl: our Shih-Tzu never tells the truth
Because heβs a lyinβ dog...
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︎ Jun 01 2020
I Shih Tzu not
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︎ Nov 26 2019
Why are shih tzu dogs such good wrestlers?
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︎ Apr 06 2019
What kind of car does a Shih-Tzu Drive?
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︎ Apr 08 2018
One day we bred a bulldog and a shih tzu.
We named the puppy, Bullshit.
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︎ May 29 2018
Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog
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︎ May 19 2021
I went to a terrible zoo yesterday, it only had a dog
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︎ May 16 2021
I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog
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︎ May 25 2021
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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It was a shitzu.
EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I went to this wildlife park that only had one dog in it...
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︎ Apr 28 2021
I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...
straightaway I knew he was a keeper
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︎ Jun 09 2020
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
My Dad made the best (or worst) Dad joke at our Christmas Dinner
Cousin: I really want a dog this year.
Wife: What kind do you want?
Cousin: Iβm really wanting a poodle.
My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of βpoudlesβ around.
Everyone else : π
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︎ Dec 25 2019
When my kids are grounded I read them jokes from this sub.
I think it's an effective form of pun-ishment
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︎ Jul 06 2017
I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.
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︎ Aug 21 2020
My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, itβs a small zoo. They only have one animal. Itβs a dog.
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︎ Aug 15 2020
My mom took me to a zoo.
About a year ago, my mom took me and my siblings to the zoo. I didn't really like it there though. In the whole zoo there was only 1 dog there.
Yeah, it was a shih tzu.
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︎ Aug 01 2020
My boss legit just texted me this:
A guy walks into a zoo. Thereβs only one animal. Itβs a Shih Tzu.
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︎ May 20 2020
My friend has a lot of dogs, so he started a zoo.
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︎ May 12 2020
Whatβs a shitzou
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︎ Oct 16 2019
Did you hear about the zoo with only one stupid dog?
Yeah...its a pretty shih tzu
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︎ Dec 09 2019
My Israeli dog just choked me out.
He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.
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︎ May 31 2019
what do you get when you cross a shih tzu and a bulldog?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
I went to this zoo yesterday and they only had one dog.
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︎ Apr 16 2021
A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I went to the zoo this weekend and all they had was one dog...
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︎ Mar 02 2021
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I went to the zoo the other day, it only had one dog in it.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Yesterday I went to a zoo that only had a dog there.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What do you call a zoo with one dog?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
Last weekend I went to a dog zoo with my kids.
They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.
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︎ Mar 01 2020
I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.
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︎ Nov 28 2016
I went to a zoo today which only had a dog.
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I went to a zoo but there was only one dog
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︎ May 09 2020
"I walked into a zoo, it was empty and only has a dog"
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Just got back from a zoo with only one animal.....
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︎ Mar 14 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday. They only had a dog
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︎ Nov 14 2019
I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.
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︎ Nov 27 2019
What kind of a zoo has just one dog?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
I went to the zoo the other day but all they had was one dog
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︎ Apr 09 2020
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