What do you call a cross between a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

Bullshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iOSSwiftDeveloper
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What is sun tzu’s cookbook called?

The art of vore

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My 6yo girl: our Shih-Tzu never tells the truth

Because he’s a lyin’ dog...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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I Shih Tzu not
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiatia808
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why are shih tzu dogs such good wrestlers?

They practice jushihtzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nodzest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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What kind of car does a Shih-Tzu Drive?

A Shihtzubishi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyckTycket
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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One day we bred a bulldog and a shih tzu.

We named the puppy, Bullshit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackknowsit
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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Took my daughter to the zoo and they only had one dog

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaoscontrol71
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2021
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I went to a terrible zoo yesterday, it only had a dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pressplaytorecord
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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I went to a zoo yesterday, It was awful! there was no animals there apart from 1 dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuruWitch
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

....

It was a shitzu.

EDIT: For those who say it's "stolen", i had no idea. A friend of mine told me this one yesterday and i just had to post it. That's it :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gomass4
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I went to this wildlife park that only had one dog in it...

It was a shih-tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordsquirrell
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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I met my boyfriend while visiting the zoo. There he was, in his uniform...

straightaway I knew he was a keeper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/studentadvisor101
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HairyClefairy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My Dad made the best (or worst) Dad joke at our Christmas Dinner

Cousin: I really want a dog this year.

Wife: What kind do you want?

Cousin: I’m really wanting a poodle.

My Dad: Just wait until it rains. There will be plenty of β€œpoudles” around.

Everyone else : πŸ™„

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeepJangler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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When my kids are grounded I read them jokes from this sub.

I think it's an effective form of pun-ishment

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I just got back from an animal park and I was disappointed there was only a small dog there.

It was a shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigManSam14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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My family has been getting stir crazy. So we decided to take our son to the local zoo. Problem is, it’s a small zoo. They only have one animal. It’s a dog.

It’s a real Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reepicheep08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My mom took me to a zoo.

About a year ago, my mom took me and my siblings to the zoo. I didn't really like it there though. In the whole zoo there was only 1 dog there.

Yeah, it was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emdog_64
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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My boss legit just texted me this:

A guy walks into a zoo. There’s only one animal. It’s a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarthbane
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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My friend has a lot of dogs, so he started a zoo.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/King_Sparky_
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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What’s a shitzou

A zoo without animals

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Did you hear about the zoo with only one stupid dog?

Yeah...its a pretty shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseAndRitz
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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My Israeli dog just choked me out.

He's a black belt in Jew Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proheath
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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what do you get when you cross a shih tzu and a bulldog?

bullshit.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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I went to this zoo yesterday and they only had one dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGingerGlasses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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A man walks into a zoo and the only animal inside is a dog.

It’s a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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I went to the zoo this weekend and all they had was one dog...

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_am_not_a_b0t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It's a shitzu (Shih Tzu).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chihiro_yoru
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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I went to the zoo the other day, it only had one dog in it.

It was a shih-tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keyboredcowgirl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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Went to the zoo the other day and all they had was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Yesterday I went to a zoo that only had a dog there.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wmd1234
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a zoo with one dog?

A shih tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darthreaper69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Last weekend I went to a dog zoo with my kids.

They only had one dog. It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbsmth
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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I had a really disappointing visit to the zoo. They only had one animal, and that was only a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fastest_finger
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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A man goes to a zoo, but the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pringlepowder
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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I went to a zoo today which only had a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sensei_jake
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Took the kids to the zoo the other day but it only had one animal...

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_deleted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I went to a zoo but there was only one dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oleolesp
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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"I walked into a zoo, it was empty and only has a dog"

"It was a Shih Tzu"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theneatdude2004
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Just got back from a zoo with only one animal.....

..it was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StormyBA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday. They only had a dog

It was a Shih Tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrownThePrincess
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I went to a zoo the other day and it had only one animal, a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rasberryjam5151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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What kind of a zoo has just one dog?

A Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyleGeneShorts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I went to a zoo the other day and the only animal they had was a dog.

It was a shih tzu.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGabeGo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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I went to the zoo the other day but all they had was one dog

It was a Shih Tzu

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CudiCulture
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