Most puns make me feel numb. But mathematics puns make me feel number.
One day I put my plant in a mathematics class
Next day it grew square roots
Know of any monsters that are good at mathematics?
Nope... unless you "Count" Dracula
Mathematics is the hardest school subject.
Even after you finish it, the aftermath awaits.
It's amazing all the machinery we have thanks to Mathematics
Math is just a well Euler'ed machine.
A mathematics teacher's student started watching anime.
Now he calls him sin Ī
Is there a philosophy to mathematics?
I guess there could be, if not it's pointless.
What area of mathematics are farm animals proficient?
Cowculus
I almost got a double major in Mathematics and Agriculture
...but I couldn't pass cowculus.
My tree is very smart. At its current age, it understands all branches of mathematics. But when it was just a little sapling...
It only knew twigonometry
I found the perfect way to compliment my kids using mathematics
U =QTĪ
I recently visited my Doctor who happened to have a degree in mathematics for my blue balls
He simply said "Circumference" but unfortunately it didn't help me resolve my issue...
What is the most exaggerated thing in mathematics?
Hyperbola.
What is an isotope's favorite mathematic expression?
Poly-nomials
How can mathematics be real if our i's aren't real?
What's the difference between a scientific cylinder and a mathematic cylinder?
The scientific cylinder graduated
What do you call a fair, average, mathematics teacher?
Just Mean!
I'm going to teach my baby advanced mathematics
So it can derive it's own formula
