If a mathematician in Antarctica murdered someone what would he be?
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οΈ Mar 31 2021
Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?
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οΈ Mar 02 2021
How did the mathematician cure constipation?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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οΈ Mar 26 2021
What is a mathematicianβs favorite tree?
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)
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οΈ Feb 17 2021
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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οΈ Dec 10 2020
After mathematicians wondered for many years about the rational numbers, they realised there's more!
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οΈ Mar 17 2021
How does a mathematician deal with constipation?
He works it out with a pencil.
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οΈ Jan 08 2021
Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?
He was having problems with his sin(x)s
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οΈ Jan 17 2021
A mathematician walks into a church to confess
He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."
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οΈ Nov 18 2020
Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician
"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"
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οΈ Feb 07 2021
Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it it forever
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
What do baby mathematicians drink?
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
Mathematicians were the first doctors.
They were the first to perform operations on problems.
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οΈ Nov 22 2020
Why was the mathematician overqualified for his job?
Because he had 360 degrees.
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οΈ Oct 30 2020
What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?
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οΈ Nov 26 2020
Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.
He knows the last digit of Pi.
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
How do mathematicians scold their children?
If Iβve told you N times, Iβve told you N+1 times...
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οΈ Oct 04 2020
My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.
I said, βThatβs irrational.β
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οΈ Oct 24 2020
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, itβs called a Sin-tax.
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οΈ Nov 23 2020
What do mathematicians do in the restroom?
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οΈ Oct 27 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?
Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
To the mathematicians to thought of zero
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οΈ Sep 30 2020
Where do mathematicians go when they get sick?
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?
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οΈ Sep 26 2020
What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?
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οΈ Jul 13 2020
What's a mathematician's favorite dessert?
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οΈ Aug 16 2020
Did you hear how the mathematician cured his constipation?
He worked it out with a number two pencil.
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οΈ May 30 2020
A mathematician and a baker are talking..
The mathematician asks the baker,
"What's four times three?"
To which the baker responds,
"Thirteen."
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οΈ Jun 30 2020
Where do mathematicians swim?
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οΈ Jun 08 2020
How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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οΈ Jul 06 2020
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
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οΈ Jul 29 2020
What was the name of the mathematician who got knighted?
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οΈ May 28 2020
An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...
The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for 1/2 of a pint of beer. The third asks for 1/4 of a pint of beer, etc.
The bartender fills 2 pints of beer, and walks away.
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
Why does a mathematician never get constipated?
They work everything out with a pencil.
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οΈ Jul 02 2020
What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?
He worked it out with a pencil
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οΈ Feb 13 2021
Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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οΈ May 30 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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οΈ Nov 07 2020
What do baby mathematicians drink?
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οΈ Oct 11 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a #2 pencil
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οΈ Sep 17 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil.
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οΈ Jun 06 2020
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
He worked it out with a pencil
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οΈ Jul 17 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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οΈ Feb 24 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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οΈ Apr 29 2020
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?
Hell stop at nothing to avoid them
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οΈ Jul 23 2020
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