A list of puns related to "Mathematician"

If a mathematician in Antarctica murdered someone what would he be?

A cold calculated killer

Who was the Arab mathematician who derived Quadratic Equation formula?

Al Gebra

How did the mathematician cure constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What is a mathematicianβs favorite tree?

Geometry

What was it called the very first time a mathematician solved 1/cosecant(x)

The original sin

Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?

Heβll stop at nothing to avoid them.

After mathematicians wondered for many years about the rational numbers, they realised there's more!

It was radical

How does a mathematician deal with constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

Why did the mathematician go to the Otolaryngologist (ear nose throat doctor/surgeon)?

He was having problems with his sin(x)s

A mathematician walks into a church to confess

He says to the priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sined."

Nat King Cole used to write songs about his career as a mathematician

"Chestnuts roasting on an open Fourier"

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it it forever

What do baby mathematicians drink?

Formula

Mathematicians were the first doctors.

They were the first to perform operations on problems.

Why was the mathematician overqualified for his job?

Because he had 360 degrees.

What's a mathematician's favorite part of Thanksgiving?

Pumpkin Ο.

Chuck Norris is the world's greatest mathematician.

He knows the last digit of Pi.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If Iβve told you N times, Iβve told you N+1 times...

My mathematician friend wants to get a tattoo of Pi on his face.

I said, βThatβs irrational.β

Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?

Yeah, itβs called a Sin-tax.

What do mathematicians do in the restroom?

PnC

Did you hear about the mathematician that hated negative numbers?

Heβd stop at nothing to stay away from them

To the mathematicians to thought of zero

Thanks for nothing

Where do mathematicians go when they get sick?

The LβHospital!

Where's a mathematician's favorite place in the world?

Times Square

What does a deaf mathematician do to communicate?

He uses sine language.

What's a mathematician's favorite dessert?

Angle Food Cake

Did you hear how the mathematician cured his constipation?

He worked it out with a number two pencil.

A mathematician and a baker are talking..

The mathematician asks the baker,

"What's four times three?"

To which the baker responds,

"Thirteen."

Where do mathematicians swim?

Indices!

How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

What was the name of the mathematician who got knighted?

Sir Cumference

An infinite amount of mathematicians walk into a bar...

The first asks for a pint of beer. The second asks for 1/2 of a pint of beer. The third asks for 1/4 of a pint of beer, etc.

The bartender fills 2 pints of beer, and walks away.

Why does a mathematician never get constipated?

They work everything out with a pencil.

What did the mathematician do when he was constipated?

He worked it out with a pencil

Did you hear about the mathematician that was afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What do baby mathematicians drink?

Formula

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a #2 pencil

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?

He worked it out with a pencil

Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers ?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

Did you hear about the mathematician whoβs afraid of negative numbers?

He'll stop at nothing to avoid them

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers?

Hell stop at nothing to avoid them

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