A list of puns related to "Statistician"

A recent finding by a statistician shows that the average American

Has one breast and one testicle.

Lawyer, chemist and a statistician goes hunting

Lawyer, chemist and a statistician are out in a forest hunting for deer. After one hour of patiently waiting lawyer finally spots one. The lawyer shoots at a deer and misses half a meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses half a meter to the right. Both are furious and dissapointed as they see the deer escape.

Chemist asks statistician - "why you didn't shoot ?"

Statistician replyes - "I didn't need to, we already shot him !".

A statistician stuck his head in an oven and his feet in a refrigerator

But on average the temperature was just fine

What is it called when a statistician cheats on his SO?

Fail to reject Ho

My dad is a famous statistician working for different car companies.

Everyone keeps asking for his auto graph.

How do statisticians tell if a shirt is hand made

They perform a tee test. To determine if it's normally distributed.

My statistician wife told me my looks were average.

That's just mean

Did you hear about the messy life story of a statistician...?

...it had a scattered plot

Two statisticians got into a fight

it was pretty graphic

Statisticians love large sample sizes.

As they say, the n’s justify the means.

A physicist, a statistician, and a mathematician go deer hunting together.

They see a deer, so the physicist takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the left. The mathematician takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the right. The statistician puts his gun down, and yells “good job guys! We hit!”. (Technically a joke from my professor, but it felt very fitting here).

Did you hear the one about the statistician?

Probably....

What do you call a horror movie about an evil statistician?

"Margin of Terror"

What does a statistician DJ do to raise the crowd's spirit?

He drops the Bayes

What did the statistician say when he did a magic trick?

Da ta!!!

Three statisticians walk into a bar...

What are the chances of that?

I will never date a statistician.

Because they're mean.

The statistician realized that he almost certainly has prostrate issues.

Because his pee value was really small.

Statisticians don't like cracking mean jokes...

..they always turn out to be average....

What did the statisticians son call him?

Dada

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