A list of puns related to "Statistician"
They're always plotting something
She didn't want bigotry to be normalized.
Because the median function usually suffices. No need for its complement, the comedian function.
Has one breast and one testicle.
Lawyer, chemist and a statistician are out in a forest hunting for deer. After one hour of patiently waiting lawyer finally spots one. The lawyer shoots at a deer and misses half a meter to the left. The chemist takes a shot and misses half a meter to the right. Both are furious and dissapointed as they see the deer escape.
Chemist asks statistician - "why you didn't shoot ?"
Statistician replyes - "I didn't need to, we already shot him !".
But on average the temperature was just fine
Fail to reject Ho
Everyone keeps asking for his auto graph.
They perform a tee test. To determine if it's normally distributed.
...it had a scattered plot
That's just mean
it was pretty graphic
As they say, the n’s justify the means.
They see a deer, so the physicist takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the left. The mathematician takes a shot and misses 3 feet to the right. The statistician puts his gun down, and yells “good job guys! We hit!”. (Technically a joke from my professor, but it felt very fitting here).
Probably....
"Margin of Terror"
He drops the Bayes
Da ta!!!
Because they're mean.
What are the chances of that?
Because his pee value was really small.
..they always turn out to be average....
Dada
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